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Does this crazy bitch get paid for this?

A couple of weeks ago, I was walking to the office from the metro, when I saw a tiny little creature sprawled on the sidewalk next to a tall tree in LaFayette Park. It was a tiny black squirrel baby, and he was teetering around on his tiny little squirrel legs, apparently still too young to run around. I assessed he had fallen out of the tree, or was pushed out by his siblings.

I stopped.

He stumbled over to me and just sat in front of me.

I bent down to stroke his soft little back, and he didn’t run away.

I wasn’t sure what to do, so I called DC animal control, because I was afraid inattentive humans, whether walking with their noses in their phones or riding their bikes would run the tiny little guy over. The nice man on the other end of the line was probably amused at my near-panicked concern about this teeny creature, and told me to pick him up and place him near the tree out of the way of pedestrians and bikes. (Yes, I assumed the squirrel’s gender, and in my head I named him George)

While I was on the phone with animal control, George decided to clumsily climb onto my foot and play with the buckle on my shoe! George was obviously a very brave baby squirrel.

This is George. He looks much bigger in this photo than he actually was. He was roughly the size of my palm.

After hanging up with animal control, I scooped George up into my hands and carried him to the tree, away from uncaring humans and speeding bicyclists. George sat in my cupped hands and made little squeaky squirrel noises. He sniffed me and may have taken a tiny little nibble of my thumb. He didn’t break the skin; I think he was just trying to figure out what I was. I looked closely at George’s tiny little face, resisted the urge to take him to the office with me wrapped in my suit jacket, and placed him next to the tree.

George was a black squirrel, or an eastern fox squirrel, apparently native to eastern and southeastern United States.

I never considered George’s color, nor what he ate. I thought about bringing him some nuts. I know we have all kinds of squirrels in LaFayette Park, including ginger, grey, and black ones. He looks grey-ish in this photo, but he actually was a little black critter.

But apparently, I should have noticed, because eastern fox squirrels are ostensibly the victims of RACISM! The media is apparently biased against black squirrels!

How do I know this? Because some bored, attention-seeking, perpetually aggrieved sow of an “associate professor” (emphasis mine) at California State Polytechnic University says so, and has done an entire research paper on the topic! No, I’m not kidding. I wish I was. Get a load at this word salad.

Drawing on feminist food studies and feminist posthumanist theories of intersectionality and performativity, this article draws out the implications of a feminist posthumanist politics of consumption for animal geography and feminist geography.


By juxtaposing feminist posthumanist theories and feminist food studies scholarship this article demonstrates how eastern fox squirrels: (1) are subjected to gendered, racialized, and speciesist thinking as a result of their feeding/eating practices, their unique and unfixed spatial arrangements in the greater Los Angeles region, and the western, modernist human frame through which humans interpret these actions (Deckha 2012; Hovorka 2015; Lloro-Bidart 2016) and (2) ontologically defy society’s boundedness as they demand the freedom to eat whatever they choose in the city.

This is how far the Covenant of the Chafed Cunt is willing to dig to find offense, racism, marginalization, and other “evidence” of just how depraved our society is. This “professor” dug through 18 months’ worth of news articles, blogs, government publications, and other sources to find evidence for her contention that eastern fox squirrels are the victims of RAAAAACISM in California, when viewed through the feminist lens.  She claims that because most of the popular news articles maligned these little guys for their feeding habits, she figured she’d focus her lens of feminist rage on this particular issue.

…eastern fox squirrels’ consumption of bird eggs and baby birds and mammals has similarly made them the target of conservationists in southern CA. In this case, instead of ‘concerns about cruelty’ related to the killing of animals for food becoming ‘a vehicle for ethnocentrism and even imperialism,’ (Kim 2015, 83), such concerns become a vehicle for conservationists to displace their own concerns about species loss in the greater Los Angeles region onto the eastern fox squirrel.


These connections between the eastern fox squirrel’s eating of ‘everything’ and the fecundity of the [nonnative] squirrel resonate with what Subramaniam calls the ‘oversexed female’ narrative, where ‘[f]oreign women are typically associated with superfertility – reproduction gone amuck’ (2001, 31).

In other words, this perpetually aggrieved, constantly searching for offense, word vomit spewing bobblehead is claiming her funhouse mirror feminist telescope is showing her that poor eastern fox squirrels are being discriminated against on the West Coast.

In the process she disgorges SJW buzzwords such as “intersectionality,” “feminism,” “power,” “ethnocentrism,” and “resistance” in order to show how our views of fat women color Angelinos’ views of darker squirrels… because they’re gendered, racialized, and speciesist… or something.

Really. Is this freak pickle getting paid to spew this shit?

Interesting note: I wanted to see what else this creature has spewed, but her social media and her website have all mysteriously disappeared.


Cora Segal a symptom of a deadly disease

Hi! I'm Jigglypuff!

Hi! I’m Jigglypuff!

The Internet has dubbed the horrible, loud, screeching SJW sweathog who loudly screamed “FUUUUUUCCKKKKKK YOUUUU!” at a female speaker at a recent University of Massachusetts Amherts event in order to gag those with whom she disagreed – namely conservative vlogger Steven Crowder and the ever intrepid and hilarious British journalist Milo Yiannopoulos – Trigglypuff.

In case you were wondering what a Trigglypuff is – its an ingenuous combination of a trigger, which is the Social Justice Whiners’ word du jour denoting their trauma caused by… well… everything  and Jigglypuff – a pink, round Pokemon creature with gargantuan eyes and a weird looking curl on its head.



But whereas, Jigglypuff is a harmless – if somewhat weird – creature whose superpower, or whatever you want to call it, is a “cute charm,” Trigglypuff is an awful, obnoxious, fugly, entitled sow who has become an Internet sensation after she famously accused Yiannopoulos, Crowder, and host Christina Hoff Summers of bringing “hate speech” to the campus.

What followed was an Internet storm the likes of which I haven’t seen in a long time. Trigglypuff’s tantrum provided oodles of entertaining graphics that ranged from hilarious to downright mean. But no one – NO ONE – can claim Trigglypuff didn’t deserve the mockery and consternation, and not just because of her flapping arm fat, freakish hair bun, and loud, cacophonous caterwauling caused by an inability to tolerate any opinion that differs from hers.

It’s because Trigglypuff here is an obvious symptom a disease – a highly contagious illness that has infested our schools and threatens to destroy every shred of common sense, intellectual rigor, honesty, courage, and integrity – not just on our college campuses, but our society writ large.

Trigglypuff’s real name is Cora Segal. She is a student at Hampshire College, whose online dating profile includes gems such as:

I’m a college student in western Massachusetts studying radical leftist, anti-capitalist politics. Anarcho-communism, feminism, and body positivity are what I’m super passionate about.


I spend my time thinking about:

Checking my privileges.
Dreaming of a post-revolutionary society.
If I were an animal, I’d be a manatee because they’re basically giant sea teddy bears!

Cora Segal also spends her time telling people how being fat is awesome, how Ronald Reagan basically “fucked things up” for fat people, and how communism is the ideal system for hogs like her. You think I’m kidding?

Two years ago, Swarthmore College (thank dog, I got waitlisted and ultimately didn’t go there!) hosted a “Fat Justice and Feminism” seminar, in which Cora Segal – before she became famous as Trigglypuff – told students how, among other things I mentioned above, the Body Mass Index was invented by white supremacists.

The seminar was taught by feminist activists Cora Segal and Nicole Sullivan, who describes herself as an “angry, man-hating lesbian,” according to Campus Reform.

It… was chronicled by Paige Willey, a correspondent for The Swarthmore Independent, who was unpersuaded by the duo’s “litany of strawmen” and “unscientific approach.”

Willey transcribed some of Segal and Sullivan’s worst arguments, including their unsubstantiated attack on Reagan and promotion of the idea that obesity is healthy:

  • Ronald Reagan is partially responsible for all suffering of fat people, as he “f*cked everything up.” [No specific evidence about Reagan’s perverse policies or animosity toward obese people was offered.]
  • “Overweight people live longer. They’re better protected from heart disease.” [By using the term “overweight,” they skirted the fact that this does not apply to obese people; rather, it refers to those slightly overweight as opposed to extremely thin.]

Sullivan and Segal also explored the notion that communism and socialism were superior economic systems to capitalism, because capitalism promotes the oppression of fat people and the tyranny of healthy eating.

You just can’t make this shit up!

The most exercise she's gotten in years!

The most exercise she’s gotten in years!

Trigglypuff is representative of all that is wrong with today’s society. You know why she thinks communism and socialism are superior to capitalism for fat people? Because she doesn’t like effort. She is too lazy to expend the effort to lose weight or be  healthy, so she’d rather turn reality upside down and blame the rest of society for not accepting her unhealthy lifestyle.

Capitalism is effort and work. “From each according to ability, and to each according to need” allows her to remain a lazy, disgusting swine, while everyone toils to support her.

Cora is a miserable human being. She was probably teased mercilessly in school because of her weight, but rather than make the effort to do anything about it, she wants to normalize morbid obesity, so she doesn’t feel alone. She wants others to join her in her misery, so that she can look around and know she’s not the only one.

She doesn’t want to work to lose weight. She’d rather everyone else accept her nauseating indolence as virtue.

She doesn’t want to make an effort at progress. She’d rather pull everyone back to where she is.

And she’s willing to spread lies about people’s health to accomplish those goals and shout down those who dare to disagree.

Cora is symptomatic of others who, instead of working to improve, want you to worship their inadequacies.

She is no different from those who, instead of putting in effort to overcome their disabilities and achieving in spite of them, demand that you glorify their oozing sores, their ugliness, their mediocrity, their lack of drive, and their incompetence as virtues.

slothShe wants to destroy reality by shoving her repugnant rolls in your face and forcing you to accept them as beautiful.

She wants adulation without effort, much like her socialist and communist ilk want earnings without work.

And she’s willing to silence those with opposing views to get it.

Cora is an ugly, repugnant human being – not because she’s fat, but because she’s a lazy, repulsive troll, who works to destroy strong, intelligent, effective, skilled women by advancing her idea of feminism – an ignorant, lackadaisical, insignificant sow who demands respect without earning it.

Trigglypuff, may be entertaining on the surface, but she’s a frightening reminder of the disease in our society that rewards incompetence, ugliness, and sloth.


To hoplophobes worldwide…

And like saying that guns cause murders


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