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Anyone want to bet Sandusky was abused by that twisted fuck of a father of his?

News today is that Jeffrey Sandusky – son of Penn State perv Jerry Sandusky, who is hopefully getting violated by a lot of large, angry men in prison for sexually abusing 10 children – has been arrested and charged with sexually assaulting two minors.

Pennsylvania State Police detained Sandusky on six felony counts: statutory sexual assault; involuntary deviate sexual intercourse; photographing, videographing, depicting on computer or filming sexual acts; and unlawful contact with a minor; sexual abuse of children; corruption of minors.

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According to police, Jeffrey Sandusky attempted to obtain explicit material from a minor under the age of 18 — referred to as victim No. 1 — via text messages in March 2016. The minor’s mother was dating Sandusky at the time and had been for six years. Sandusky lived with the woman and her children for five of those years.

The look on my face as I sit here and read this is one of sheer disgust so profound, that my face actually hurts.

jeffrey-sanduskyI have to say, though, is it possible that the younger Sandusky is the product of his twisted, repugnant father’s abuse? I mean, I’m not trying to make excuses for this slimebag. I’m just curious if it’s possible that Sandusky became the twisted kiddie diddler he is because he was living with an abuser himself. I can’t imagine that the elder Sandusky didn’t take advantage of having his own little victim living inside his house, and if he did, what are the chances that he created a sexual predator?

I watch too much Special Victims Unit.

But that said, I did stumble upon some research that addresses child sexual abuse.

Among 747 males the risk of being a perpetrator was positively correlated with reported sexual abuse victim experiences. The overall rate of having been a victim was 35% for perpetrators and 11% for non-perpetrators. Of the 96 females, 43% had been victims but only one was a perpetrator. A high percentage of male subjects abused in childhood by a female relative became perpetrators. Having been a victim was a strong predictor of becoming a perpetrator, as was an index of parental loss in childhood.

So while roughly a third of the men who were sexually abused as children became abusers themselves, it doesn’t end there. Family environment, neglect, and a lack of supervision increased a boy’s chances of becoming a predator, according to a subsequent UK study.

“The message here is that sexual victimization alone is not sufficient to suggest a boy is likely to grow up to become a sex offender,” study author and psychiatrist Arnon Bentovim tells WebMD. “But our study does show that abused boys who grow up in families where they are exposed to a great deal of violence or neglect are at particular risk.”

As I said, I’m not making excuses. I do remember the younger Sandusky being daddy’s ardent defender a few years ago, and I have to wonder whether he has some kind of Stockholm syndrome going on. I don’t know what kind of faulty wiring makes one think it’s OK to take sexual advantage of a child. I do know I wouldn’t be surprised if that bastard used his own kid as a sex toy, and in potentially doing so, he at the very least helped create the monster who today was charged with having sex with minors.

Damn these people! I feel unclean just having read and written about this.

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Today’s WTFuckery

Honestly, I could have spent a billion happy lifetimes not knowing about this, but if I have to find out about it, you will know about it too!

Because I’m a giver that way, and frankly, you need to share my misery.

But first, a little bit of background.

Apparently, there’s some Brit named Gavin McInnes, who the left claims is a “Holocaust-denying Nazi,” whose scheduled lecture at NYU was canceled because screeching leftist banshees tolerant progressives rioted and demanded violence. Now, knowing the tolerant progtards, McInnes probably said something shockingly outrageous like “I disagree with leftist politics,” and for that, he needs to be physically assaulted and prevented from speaking, natch.

Among the most strident voices demanding McInnes be subdued via government force was some psychotic cunt monkey claiming to be a “professor,” who cursed at the NYPD for not kicking McInnes’ ass.

That’s right.

This tolerant, shrieking harpy peaceful progressive lady demanded the police assault a man who was invited to speak to a group of students, because apparently she did not like what he was going to say.

Now, I don’t know McInnes, but apparently he has a history of making inflammatory statements. And once again, the tolerant toddler left – much like they did in Bezerkeley last week when Milo Yiannopoulos was scheduled to speak there – wreaked havoc, set fires, and destroyed property in an effort to silence someone with whom they disagree.

But back to psycho twat.

After her squealing viral tirade, the Internet decided to do a little research into Rebecca Goyette.

And this is where I wish I’d never met the Internet.

Two words: lobster porn.

That’s right. Let that sink in for a moment. The alleged “professor” who screeched at police to attack a man for exercising his right to free speech is a lobster porn “artist.”

Lobster porn.

O dog. What did I just see?

O dog. What did I just see?

I made the grave error of clicking on this link today, which also features a photo of Rebecca sporting a gigantic set of claws. Apparently, this… uh… hobby involves wearing large lobster claws and writhing around on the ground pretending to have sex with men wearing giant cloth penises.

I got about halfway into the article, gagged on my own bile, managed to hold down my breakfast, closed the link, and tried to unsee what I saw.

It was impossible. It burned itself into my eyelids, and no matter how much I rubbed my eyes, I couldn’t get rid of the sight of this grotesque, repellent sea sow, sporting lobster claws and baring her sagging udders for the world to see.

I didn’t want to Google “lobster porn,” because then I would have found “lobster porn.”

I was informed that Goyette also apparently has a website, which I refuse to look up, and refuse to link to or click on. According to her resume, she’s an adjunct professor at Montclair State University in New Jersey. Someone pays her to expose impressionable young minds to her version of “art,” which apparently involves intercourse with pretend penises, while wearing pseudo bondage bands on sagging teats and gigantic lobster claws on her hands.

Please know crustacean coitus – no matter how “artistic” – is just not something I ever want to see. It’s bad enough I was subjected to Crusty McZucchini-Tits over here. Anthropod on human action is not my thing. Not even remotely curious!

But now I’ll never look at seafood the same way again, and you’ve joined me in visual hell!

The left ruins everything!

Florida Man Comes to Arlington

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

It’s the holiday season. You’re at the mall (I know – it’s an antiquated concept), desperately hoping you’ll find something appropriate to give your aunt Millie for Christmas. You’ve been following people walking to their cars for hours like a vulture, hoping to snag a parking spot that is closer than a 3-mile walk to the store, you’re patiently waiting for someone to leave, so you can grab that elusive parking space, and you’ve got your turn signal on to indicate your intent to occupy that coveted space.

And then… some asshole, disregarding all parking lot etiquette and common decency, flies in and takes that space you’ve been waiting for, sitting in your car with the signal on, hoping the woman behind the wheel will finish putting on her makeup quickly before backing out of the space and allowing you to park!

You angrily confront him over the space, and then… he whips out his penis.

Um. What?

A 34-year-old man from Florida was arrested in Pentagon City on Friday, accused of flashing another man during a parking dispute.

The incident happened shortly before 1 p.m. Friday on the 1200 block of S. Hayes Street, near the Pentagon City mall.

“Following a verbal dispute between two parties over parking, a male subject allegedly exposed his genitals to a male victim,” according to an Arlington County Police Department crime report.

floridaNow, I honestly don’t know if this is how things actually went down. I’m using my imagination, because it is the holiday season, and parking space disputes near malls are more common than not. I know the area well, and I know how difficult it is to get parking there, even in the paid garage, so I suppose it’s entirely possible that Florida Man decided that the best way to resolve a parking dispute was to expose his junk in chilly winter weather.

I’m not sure if Florida man thought the size of his shriveled junk (we know what happens in the cold – SHRINKAGE!) was supposed to frighten his Arlingtonian adversary. Gee, I know the sight of cold Vienna sausage  with congealed goo on it always terrified me enough to give up my fight for Christmas shopping parking! (Actually, the one time I was involved in a “debate” over a parking space in Arlington, I confronted the entitled douchebag with a Middle Eastern accent driving a black luxury car with diplomatic plates, and forced him to get the hell out of my space – without whipping out my genitalia in any way – using simply my gift of persuasion. Read: I scared the shit out of him.)

All I know is police were called, and Florida man was arrested.

Shockingly, alcohol was involved.

Something to make you gag

Misery loves company, so when I find something that makes my insides roil as if I’d just swallowed a live, writhing eel, you’d better believe I will spread the joy and share the anguish.

putin-6-480wSo welcome to the 2016 Vladimir Putin calendar, featuring the Russian strongman in a variety of poses ranging from merely repulsive (sagging, pasty man tits on a fly fishing expedition) to the downright ominous (check out the close-up of Putin’s steely glare).putin-3-480w

This is just the kind of crap that the Russians eat up. They love their petty authoritarians. That’s why Putin’s approval ratings are so high, despite Russia’s economic decline. As long as they have their strong leader, they’re happy.

And speaking of statist assholes, Russia has just issued an international arrest warrant for our old friend Mikhail Khodorkovsky.

Now why, you ask, would Putin all of a sudden issue an arrest warrant for a guy he pardoned a couple of years ago – a guy whom he imprisoned for 10 years for tax evasion and fraud because he wanted to steal his oil company?

Khodorkovsky, a loud detractor of President Putin, is wanted for allegedly ordering subordinates to kill the mayor of Nefteyugansk in 1998. Russia’s Investigative Committee say he was attempting to avoid paying taxes for his oil company, Yukos.

For his part, Khodorkovsky, who is currently living in Switzerland, claims Putin has lost his mind.

I’m thinking that since the rollover of EU sanctions is a done deal, and the United States just announced another round of maintenance sanctions against Russian individuals and companies for Russia’s shenanigans in Ukraine, Putin pretty much has dropped any facade of being an innocent victim to the evil west. He’s figuring if the EU and the United States are going to continue to sanction him, he may as well drop all pretense and act like the villain that he is.

Enjoy the calendar!

An observation on third-wave feminist weirdos

I had a conversation on Facebook this morning with a bunch of writer friends prompted by the latest in third-wave feminist weirdness, where they literally display their vaginas to the world as some heavenly entities for everyone to worship.

We’ve seen vaginal knitting, where some performance “artist” (read: some attention whore with daddy issues) decided to shove a bunch of yarn up her vagoo and knit a sweater. I can’t imagine how that sweater would smell – probably some horrid mix of wet dog and sweaty twat – but I also can’t imagine any rational reason why anyone would advertise this to the world, other than “LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!”

brain_bleach2_4427We’ve seen some weirdo make yogurt out of her vaginal discharge. Yes… yogurt. She apparently had to shove a wooden spoon up there to get some bacteria out, and she apparently ate it too. Hey, if I wanted to chow down on vaj, I’d go out and find myself a girlfriend, and lady… I’d be willing to buy you the coolest sex toy I find on the Internets if you find a way to erase that image from my brain! I certainly wouldn’t take the time to ferment yogurt out of my own snatch. She and her friends claim it was just this “weird little experiment” she did on her own time – nothing connected with class, not for a grade. And yet, somehow, the media got a hold of this story, and Cecilia Westbrook became instantly famous. I wonder who went public with this little story…

Now there’s this. I warn you now – if you’re easily grossed out, stop reading. I’ll even give you a fold, so I don’t expose you to the kind of noxiousness these creatures are now parading around for the world to see!

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