Consider this post half in reply to Nicki’s very own anti-turnip tirade, and half a product of my own personal frustration at the modern militancy of Marxist morons (say that three times fast, if you dare).
I don’t like where this shit is going.
Ye gods… I voted for President Cheeto (and felt dirty for doing it), despite my special loathing for the guy. God knows, I expected trouble.
I expected Trump to do some dumb shit (and he’s done some of that). I expected the Lefties to bitch (they did). Even the cult-like chantings of one Shia Labeouf of “he shall not divide us” fame were not entirely unexpected. After all, childish temper tantrums are a perennial feature of Leftist policy.
I didn’t expect them to be pushing for a goddamned civil war. I mean I made a call for peace on my Facebook wall the other day, and got compared to Nazis for my trouble. I have constant attacks on my blog (thank God I’m in IT and can laugh ’em off). Antifa roams the streets beating people up and lighting cities on fire in the name of fighting Nazis (hint, your flag is red and you dress in all black…). And now we see them cheering attempted assassinations on live TV.
Oh, some folks are acting rather treasonous (or at least bumping up on the edge of it), but it’s sure as hell not Donald Trump, despite what idiot HuffPo columnists are spewing.
See, I agree with Nicki on some of the essentials here. Russia’s information warfare shit is a problem. But what the Lefties don’t get is that they didn’t just fart that capability into existence as soon as Donald Trump showed up. Hell, the damned Obama administration’s blatant incompetence is one of the reasons Russia was able to get such a leg up on us in this respect.
Is that Cheeto’s doing? Nope. Did it benefit Cheeto? I have no fucking idea. Maybe. Nicki would have a better idea than I would. But inadvertently benefiting from geopolitical bullshit is hardly treason. Fuck, if THAT were the standard, I think every President would be guilty. I mean, Reagan benefited from Jimmy Carter being an idiot loser who managed to watch Iran turn into a kidnapping theocracy.
But that’s neither here nor there. The Progressive turnips don’t care either way. He could be guilty as sin or innocent as a lamb. It wouldn’t matter to them. They wanted their damned progressive utopia (how many times does Marxism have to be discredited before they get the memo) — they could almost taste it. All Hillary had to do was coast into the White House, flip the Supreme Court, round up some evil assault kitchen knives or what have you, and it was over for us. Progressives would have complete control, and we’d never get it back.
At least, that’s what they were thinking. Hillary was supposed to be a mop up operation. The war was already won, in their minds. I wonder if Hitler felt the same when he invaded Russia. Hey, it’s going to be a cakewalk, right? RIGHT?
And now, because they didn’t get the shiny present they were promised, they are going to blow up the fucking country with their temper tantrums. If they can’t have the country, nobody gets to have it.
See, the Progressives (and their media and academic wings) are on board with what the Bernie Bro nutjob pulled the other day. They want the violence. They want to stir up hatred, violence, assassination, and murder. But, being cushy limousine liberals, they are too cowardly to do the job themselves.
So they post mock severed heads, conduct plays about how cool it is to kill Republicans, call everyone Right of Stalin a Nazi-Fascist-Mega-Hitler, and then demand that said Nazis be destroyed. And when it actually happens, when one of their own actually tries to pull off their idiotic fantasy, they get to claim plausible deniability. “Oh, we were just kidding around. Totally not our fault.”
Fuck, even Islamist nutjobs have more intellectual honesty than that. “I’m killing you because Allah told me to.” They don’t try to weasel out of responsibility for it. Quite the opposite, they brag about it.
I feel like not only are we surrounded by idiots, but that, somehow, they have weaponized their stupidity. They aren’t just regular morons, they are MILITANT morons. Intent on spreading their 39750972.5 genders but only one political ideology (and NO religion – unless we count Islam) notions of “diversity” by the goddamn sword. Or, rather, they’ll hand the sword to somebody who ought to be in a mental hospital and point him toward the Republicans.
I mean fuck. Islam contains an overabundance of whackjobs, and the Koran and the Hadiths read like a warlord’s personal conversation with Satan before the express bus to Hell came to pick him up. But at least Islamism is a sort of coherent hateful nutbaggery. I mean fine, conquer & convert the world to Islam. Sucks for everybody (including the Muslims, but hey, never mind that, right?), but at least it makes some kind of sense if you’re stuck in a desert full of goats, and women are forced to wear trash bags when you want to go out on a date. Fuck, I’d be pretty pissed too.
What goes in the Progressive non-holy, completely unoppressive, non-discriminatory book? I’m an Oscar Meyer hot dog, and my gender is raccoon farts? I like dressing my 8 year old up as a drag queen and pretending he/she/xe whatever because it’s nice and freeing to parade around an 8 year old boy at a gay bar? Yes, that was a thing. Goddamn Anthony Weiner is like an amateur, compared to these cretinous buttsniffing pedo goons. Dress up like a bag of rainbow dildos and protest the Patriarchal Uber-Nazis at your local Young Republicans speech, because talking about smaller government is somehow on a continuum with people who want to slaughter Jews (see: militant Islamists).
They post bullshit about the Handmaid’s Tale, saying things like Trump represents Christian theocracy, and women are going to be bagged breeding slaves who can’t read. These people are insane. They simultaneously claim Trump is a sexist lecher who wants to grab every pussy he sees (this may actually be true, but I digress), and that he’s somehow also a Neo-Puritan firebrand theocrat? Fuck, make sense, please. A little internal coherency is all I ask for.
Too much? Apparently.
But hey, at least we can shoot. One lefty nutter shoots at four Republicans, and somehow the only dead body is the lefty. All I can say to them is: take some shooting lessons, assholes.
If there is any treason here, it’s all on their end.
Fucking cock-smoking, donkey fart-licking, cum-guzzling sheep fuckers. Every fucking one of them.
And no, I’m not agitating for violence against them, as the media seems to be doing toward the Right. I’m saying point and laugh, because these people are fucking pink-haired, drug-addled village idiots who vomit out narcissistic word salad while staring at their reflection in the toilet like some kind of Shit Narcissus. You don’t shoot them. You put them on display, and then whisper to your kids: “whatever he’s doing… never, ever, do that.”
First off, a little introduction is in order. Recently, the esteemed Nicki Kenyon invited me to contribute to The Liberty Zone. I can only say that she is my sister from another mother in many respects, especially the ah… extensive use of colorful language. I go by a few names, but Thales will suffice for the moment. Why Thales? Well, the original Thales of Miletus used his comparatively advanced knowledge of astronomy to correctly predict the scale of the olive oil harvest, and profited handsomely from the whole affair. He and his fellow Ionians believed that their prosperity resulted from their own initiative and endeavors.
If this was a properly Progressive blog, with all the usual trigger warnings for special snowflakes, any post of mine would require several pages of pointless consent forms to read. Of course, her readers don’t give a flying fuck. Special snowflake disease does infect the Right wing from time-to-time, but never in such numbers as it afflicts the Left. So with that being said… let’s head to the topic at hand.
Everybody can be hypocritical at times. We often fail to live up to our own standards. Indeed, if you’re a Christian, this concept is already very axiomatic. Everybody fucks up. Everybody sins. But the Left takes hypocrisy to new heights. Rather than admit they have failed to live up to their standards, they double down on the delusion.
Love Trumps Hate, you see. But it’s okay to torture a poor disabled man on a livestream. No big deal. Why, the four perps were just angry at the racist-sexist-homophobic Trump. Their home lives were troubled, or some such festering bullshit excuse pulled out of some Progressive proctological disaster’s ass-mouth. It’s like when they tried to cast the Orlando club shooter as some kind of conservative, because he was a Muslim who hated gay people. Everything that happens, they say, is our fault. Even if it’s someone on their team who did the deed.
They don’t just fail to live up to their standards from time-to-time, they openly and obnoxiously flout their own standards, and then have the utter, unmitigated gall to tell us that we need to live up to their standards perfectly, flawlessly, and 100% of the time. It’s a uniquely idiotic and malicious form of doublethink. Orwell would be proud.
They’d call Trump a dumpster fire (the jury is still out on this – we must give our new President time to impress or disappoint us), while at the same time literally lighting trash cans on fire to protest his election:
But the most fascinating thing about this may be just how readily and obnoxiously the news media not only covers this stupidity, but deliberately tries to inflame it. We all know they weren’t fans of Trump. Of course, they hate anybody who isn’t a Democrat, and a fair number of people who are, but they did seem to reserve a special loathing for him. My operating theory is that Trump is regarded as a heretic from their own celebrity class. And we all know that in history the most intense hatred is often reserved for the heretic, the one who leaves the ideological plantation on his own. Whatever the reason, however, their hate for him has caused them to reveal their idiocy and intolerance in full public view.
Madonna, of course, is put up as a shining beacon of hopey-changey vaginatude. As if the crusty old hag who offered her bloated and disease-infested reproductive organs as a reward for casting a Hillary vote has anything to say worth listening to. But this was a consistent feature in the campaign, too, where has-been celebrities were trotted out periodically to ritualistically display their devotion to the Clintons. I don’t know how Hillary expected that would appeal to a factory worker in the Rust Belt, but hey, I’m obviously not as smart as the pollsters.
When they didn’t get their way, it was time to throw a temper tantrum. It was like a Maoist struggle session, where the star of the show was a Trump effigy. The journalists, of course, ate this up.
Just look at how intensely interested they are in lighting trash on fire. They should have stuck a burning faggot up Madonna’s ass. That is a trashcan fire I’d be interested in watching. Hell, the Secret Service could even claim it was in the interests of protecting our new President, since she was up there making ridiculous threats and stating how she wanted to blow up the White House.
That would be news.
Unfortunately, we are still stuck in a world where this intense hypocrisy and blatant doublethink is still a thing. And the idiocy shows no signs of abating. Indeed, in the wake of inauguration, the idiocy continues with this women’s march, which Nicki has already covered in-depth.
The only thing I might add, is that our intrepid Leftists are disgusting litter bugs. I remember attending a few Tea Party protests, and it was remarkable how clean and responsible the attendees were. Trash bags were distributed, most people took their signs home and disposed of them on their own. The rest used the provided bags and made cleanup easy and simple. For a bunch of supposed environment-hating rednecks, we sure did clean up after ourselves.
The Earth-friendly environuts? Not so much. Observe:
If there is a better metaphor for the failure of Progressive politics, I can’t think of it presently. They are children, screaming that life isn’t fair, because they didn’t get their way. And, quite frankly, we ought to treat them as such until they grow up and and stop acting like spoiled little brats.