Consider this post half in reply to Nicki’s very own anti-turnip tirade, and half a product of my own personal frustration at the modern militancy of Marxist morons (say that three times fast, if you dare).
I don’t like where this shit is going.
Ye gods… I voted for President Cheeto (and felt dirty for doing it), despite my special loathing for the guy. God knows, I expected trouble.
I expected Trump to do some dumb shit (and he’s done some of that). I expected the Lefties to bitch (they did). Even the cult-like chantings of one Shia Labeouf of “he shall not divide us” fame were not entirely unexpected. After all, childish temper tantrums are a perennial feature of Leftist policy.
I didn’t expect them to be pushing for a goddamned civil war. I mean I made a call for peace on my Facebook wall the other day, and got compared to Nazis for my trouble. I have constant attacks on my blog (thank God I’m in IT and can laugh ’em off). Antifa roams the streets beating people up and lighting cities on fire in the name of fighting Nazis (hint, your flag is red and you dress in all black…). And now we see them cheering attempted assassinations on live TV.
Oh, some folks are acting rather treasonous (or at least bumping up on the edge of it), but it’s sure as hell not Donald Trump, despite what idiot HuffPo columnists are spewing.
See, I agree with Nicki on some of the essentials here. Russia’s information warfare shit is a problem. But what the Lefties don’t get is that they didn’t just fart that capability into existence as soon as Donald Trump showed up. Hell, the damned Obama administration’s blatant incompetence is one of the reasons Russia was able to get such a leg up on us in this respect.
Is that Cheeto’s doing? Nope. Did it benefit Cheeto? I have no fucking idea. Maybe. Nicki would have a better idea than I would. But inadvertently benefiting from geopolitical bullshit is hardly treason. Fuck, if THAT were the standard, I think every President would be guilty. I mean, Reagan benefited from Jimmy Carter being an idiot loser who managed to watch Iran turn into a kidnapping theocracy.
But that’s neither here nor there. The Progressive turnips don’t care either way. He could be guilty as sin or innocent as a lamb. It wouldn’t matter to them. They wanted their damned progressive utopia (how many times does Marxism have to be discredited before they get the memo) — they could almost taste it. All Hillary had to do was coast into the White House, flip the Supreme Court, round up some evil assault kitchen knives or what have you, and it was over for us. Progressives would have complete control, and we’d never get it back.
At least, that’s what they were thinking. Hillary was supposed to be a mop up operation. The war was already won, in their minds. I wonder if Hitler felt the same when he invaded Russia. Hey, it’s going to be a cakewalk, right? RIGHT?
And now, because they didn’t get the shiny present they were promised, they are going to blow up the fucking country with their temper tantrums. If they can’t have the country, nobody gets to have it.
See, the Progressives (and their media and academic wings) are on board with what the Bernie Bro nutjob pulled the other day. They want the violence. They want to stir up hatred, violence, assassination, and murder. But, being cushy limousine liberals, they are too cowardly to do the job themselves.
So they post mock severed heads, conduct plays about how cool it is to kill Republicans, call everyone Right of Stalin a Nazi-Fascist-Mega-Hitler, and then demand that said Nazis be destroyed. And when it actually happens, when one of their own actually tries to pull off their idiotic fantasy, they get to claim plausible deniability. “Oh, we were just kidding around. Totally not our fault.”
Fuck, even Islamist nutjobs have more intellectual honesty than that. “I’m killing you because Allah told me to.” They don’t try to weasel out of responsibility for it. Quite the opposite, they brag about it.
I feel like not only are we surrounded by idiots, but that, somehow, they have weaponized their stupidity. They aren’t just regular morons, they are MILITANT morons. Intent on spreading their 39750972.5 genders but only one political ideology (and NO religion – unless we count Islam) notions of “diversity” by the goddamn sword. Or, rather, they’ll hand the sword to somebody who ought to be in a mental hospital and point him toward the Republicans.
I mean fuck. Islam contains an overabundance of whackjobs, and the Koran and the Hadiths read like a warlord’s personal conversation with Satan before the express bus to Hell came to pick him up. But at least Islamism is a sort of coherent hateful nutbaggery. I mean fine, conquer & convert the world to Islam. Sucks for everybody (including the Muslims, but hey, never mind that, right?), but at least it makes some kind of sense if you’re stuck in a desert full of goats, and women are forced to wear trash bags when you want to go out on a date. Fuck, I’d be pretty pissed too.
What goes in the Progressive non-holy, completely unoppressive, non-discriminatory book? I’m an Oscar Meyer hot dog, and my gender is raccoon farts? I like dressing my 8 year old up as a drag queen and pretending he/she/xe whatever because it’s nice and freeing to parade around an 8 year old boy at a gay bar? Yes, that was a thing. Goddamn Anthony Weiner is like an amateur, compared to these cretinous buttsniffing pedo goons. Dress up like a bag of rainbow dildos and protest the Patriarchal Uber-Nazis at your local Young Republicans speech, because talking about smaller government is somehow on a continuum with people who want to slaughter Jews (see: militant Islamists).
They post bullshit about the Handmaid’s Tale, saying things like Trump represents Christian theocracy, and women are going to be bagged breeding slaves who can’t read. These people are insane. They simultaneously claim Trump is a sexist lecher who wants to grab every pussy he sees (this may actually be true, but I digress), and that he’s somehow also a Neo-Puritan firebrand theocrat? Fuck, make sense, please. A little internal coherency is all I ask for.
Too much? Apparently.
But hey, at least we can shoot. One lefty nutter shoots at four Republicans, and somehow the only dead body is the lefty. All I can say to them is: take some shooting lessons, assholes.
If there is any treason here, it’s all on their end.
Fucking cock-smoking, donkey fart-licking, cum-guzzling sheep fuckers. Every fucking one of them.
And no, I’m not agitating for violence against them, as the media seems to be doing toward the Right. I’m saying point and laugh, because these people are fucking pink-haired, drug-addled village idiots who vomit out narcissistic word salad while staring at their reflection in the toilet like some kind of Shit Narcissus. You don’t shoot them. You put them on display, and then whisper to your kids: “whatever he’s doing… never, ever, do that.”