The Russians are Coming! And Other Violent Prog Fantasies.

Consider this post half in reply to Nicki’s very own anti-turnip tirade, and half a product of my own personal frustration at the modern militancy of Marxist morons (say that three times fast, if you dare).

I don’t like where this shit is going.

Ye gods… I voted for President Cheeto (and felt dirty for doing it), despite my special loathing for the guy. God knows, I expected trouble.

I expected Trump to do some dumb shit (and he’s done some of that). I expected the Lefties to bitch (they did). Even the cult-like chantings of one Shia Labeouf of “he shall not divide us” fame were not entirely unexpected. After all, childish temper tantrums are a perennial feature of Leftist policy.

I didn’t expect them to be pushing for a goddamned civil war. I mean I made a call for peace on my Facebook wall the other day, and got compared to Nazis for my trouble. I have constant attacks on my blog (thank God I’m in IT and can laugh ’em off). Antifa roams the streets beating people up and lighting cities on fire in the name of fighting Nazis (hint, your flag is red and you dress in all black…). And now we see them cheering attempted assassinations on live TV.

Oh, some folks are acting rather treasonous (or at least bumping up on the edge of it), but it’s sure as hell not Donald Trump, despite what idiot HuffPo columnists are spewing.

See, I agree with Nicki on some of the essentials here. Russia’s information warfare shit is a problem. But what the Lefties don’t get is that they didn’t just fart that capability into existence as soon as Donald Trump showed up. Hell, the damned Obama administration’s blatant incompetence is one of the reasons Russia was able to get such a leg up on us in this respect.

Is that Cheeto’s doing? Nope. Did it benefit Cheeto? I have no fucking idea. Maybe. Nicki would have a better idea than I would. But inadvertently benefiting from geopolitical bullshit is hardly treason. Fuck, if THAT were the standard, I think every President would be guilty. I mean, Reagan benefited from Jimmy Carter being an idiot loser who managed to watch Iran turn into a kidnapping theocracy.

But that’s neither here nor there. The Progressive turnips don’t care either way. He could be guilty as sin or innocent as a lamb. It wouldn’t matter to them. They wanted their damned progressive utopia (how many times does Marxism have to be discredited before they get the memo) — they could almost taste it. All Hillary had to do was coast into the White House, flip the Supreme Court, round up some evil assault kitchen knives or what have you, and it was over for us. Progressives would have complete control, and we’d never get it back.

At least, that’s what they were thinking. Hillary was supposed to be a mop up operation. The war was already won, in their minds. I wonder if Hitler felt the same when he invaded Russia. Hey, it’s going to be a cakewalk, right? RIGHT?

And now, because they didn’t get the shiny present they were promised, they are going to blow up the fucking country with their temper tantrums. If they can’t have the country, nobody gets to have it.

See, the Progressives (and their media and academic wings) are on board with what the Bernie Bro nutjob pulled the other day. They want the violence. They want to stir up hatred, violence, assassination, and murder. But, being cushy limousine liberals, they are too cowardly to do the job themselves.

So they post mock severed heads, conduct plays about how cool it is to kill Republicans, call everyone Right of Stalin a Nazi-Fascist-Mega-Hitler, and then demand that said Nazis be destroyed. And when it actually happens, when one of their own actually tries to pull off their idiotic fantasy, they get to claim plausible deniability. “Oh, we were just kidding around. Totally not our fault.”

Fuck, even Islamist nutjobs have more intellectual honesty than that. “I’m killing you because Allah told me to.” They don’t try to weasel out of responsibility for it. Quite the opposite, they brag about it.

I feel like not only are we surrounded by idiots, but that, somehow, they have weaponized their stupidity. They aren’t just regular morons, they are MILITANT morons. Intent on spreading their 39750972.5 genders but only one political ideology (and NO religion – unless we count Islam) notions of “diversity” by the goddamn sword. Or, rather, they’ll hand the sword to somebody who ought to be in a mental hospital and point him toward the Republicans.

I mean fuck. Islam contains an overabundance of whackjobs, and the Koran and the Hadiths read like a warlord’s personal conversation with Satan before the express bus to Hell came to pick him up. But at least Islamism is a sort of coherent hateful nutbaggery. I mean fine, conquer & convert the world to Islam. Sucks for everybody (including the Muslims, but hey, never mind that, right?), but at least it makes some kind of sense if you’re stuck in a desert full of goats, and women are forced to wear trash bags when you want to go out on a date. Fuck, I’d be pretty pissed too.

What goes in the Progressive non-holy, completely unoppressive, non-discriminatory book? I’m an Oscar Meyer hot dog, and my gender is raccoon farts? I like dressing my 8 year old up as a drag queen and pretending he/she/xe whatever because it’s nice and freeing to parade around an 8 year old boy at a gay bar? Yes, that was a thing. Goddamn Anthony Weiner is like an amateur, compared to these cretinous buttsniffing pedo goons. Dress up like a bag of rainbow dildos and protest the Patriarchal Uber-Nazis at your local Young Republicans speech, because talking about smaller government is somehow on a continuum with people who want to slaughter Jews (see: militant Islamists).

They post bullshit about the Handmaid’s Tale, saying things like Trump represents Christian theocracy, and women are going to be bagged breeding slaves who can’t read. These people are insane. They simultaneously claim Trump is a sexist lecher who wants to grab every pussy he sees (this may actually be true, but I digress), and that he’s somehow also a Neo-Puritan firebrand theocrat? Fuck, make sense, please. A little internal coherency is all I ask for.

Too much? Apparently.

But hey, at least we can shoot. One lefty nutter shoots at four Republicans, and somehow the only dead body is the lefty. All I can say to them is: take some shooting lessons, assholes.

If there is any treason here, it’s all on their end.

Fucking cock-smoking, donkey fart-licking, cum-guzzling sheep fuckers. Every fucking one of them.

And no, I’m not agitating for violence against them, as the media seems to be doing toward the Right. I’m saying point and laugh, because these people are fucking pink-haired, drug-addled village idiots who vomit out narcissistic word salad while staring at their reflection in the toilet like some kind of Shit Narcissus. You don’t shoot them. You put them on display, and then whisper to your kids: “whatever he’s doing… never, ever, do that.”


11 responses

  1. *reminder to self: at the end of the month, buy another couple of boxes of 9mm ammunition and some more for the shotgun*

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  2. The problem with pointing and laughing vs actually lynching a few of them is that they mistake the mockery for persecution. Also since it doesn’t actually hurt them they don’t get the proper feedback loop that teaches them not to do it.

    Incentives matter.

    These morons needs to face some kind of short term negative consequences so that the feedback loop can start teaching them to behave

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  3. I know this feeling — I kind of feel like Fry in “The Day the Earth Stood Stupid”. Everyone around you is losing their minds and you feel like you are an island in a sea of irrational, knee-jerk emotional, spoiled nut jobs. These people have never faced actual adversity. They consider anything that hurts their feelings as full on assault. It’s this perpetual victim complex, and folks who have actually had real hard times and dealt with real adversity are just over here like “what the hell are you talking about?”

    One particular asshat I know screamed molestation for some dude rubbing his clothed crotch in her hair and she waxes poetic about how traumatizing it was for her and how she can’t do X, Y, Z because of her trauma. Dude. No. You do a disservice to folks who have been actually sexually assaulted.

    These people with their “perpetual trauma”.


    They need some real hardship.

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  4. The comment I heard after the 2000 election still stands, at least for now – and Liberals would be wise to remember it, though if they were wise they wouldn’t be liberals, right?

    “Democrats should be glad we don’t take to the streets to contest elections – because Republicans have all of the guns”
    While not completely true, it IS mostly true – large percentages of military and law enforcement are Republicans and so are a large percentage of gun owners and hunters in general – some of the most demonstrative anti-Trump liberals have also demonstrated they don’t know their way around guns.

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    1. bitter clinging swiftie | Reply

      that reminds me of something I said about the battle of berekely
      here it is
      hey leftists, keep it u, PLEEEEZE. I REALLY want yall to. I want yall to get MORE violent, cuz at SOME point, these Jethro’s, Ellie Mae’s, and Jimmy Earl’s are gonna get tired of yall’s crap. ANTIFA and BLM think they are big, bad terrorists, but let me let them in on a secret. these shit-kickers from places like Odessa, Abilene and Witchita falls are BETTER AT VIOLENCE THAN YOU ANTIFAGS….these people work out in the west Texas sun 60 hours a week, on ranches and oil rigs, and they wind down by going to the honky tonk and brawling with each other while consuming jack daniels black and pearl in a can by the gallons, then after catchin a couple of zz’s in the bed of their dodge ram, they get up and go kill white tail and hog with grandpa’s 7mm remington mag, go to church on sunday, and rinse and repeat. If the left ever goes head to head with these rednecks, it will be over quicker than Tyson-Spinks was.


  5. It truly is a cult. Cults don’t have to make sense. Remember Heaven’s Gate? It’s fine to be computer programmers, but hey, you have to castrate yourself (not simply resist urges like a Catholic priest) and then kill yourself to ascend to a UFO that’s hiding behind a nearby comet.

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  6. The thing is that I have depended upon the American people to keep our country together. In spite of the problems of the government and it’s politicians, it was always the thought that the people, who still came together and celebrated at our greatness, and mourned at our communal loss, would be the one thing that held this nation together and saw us through the storms. And yet now, I see a different vision. One where the forces which wish to divide us are becoming stronger. Almost as if it were planned, and set in motion with vast fortunes being spent to force the change that would enable the country to be rebuilt into something no longer the same.

    I suspect that many others have seen it as well. You can’t say that it is simply those on the left who are at fault, because those on the extreme right are not innocent either. Whoever it might be that seeks to sow hatred for anyone is guilty of it. When we say let them come with their rocks and bottles, I’m ready with my guns, we are walking right into the trap. Sure, we need to always be ready with our guns, that is just prudence, and we should do no less. But we don’t always have to answer challenge with challenge. Hell, even Ted Nugent has started to soften his tone, a bit, to where he is saying that we need to be civil to those on the other side.

    If the left wants a civil war, they will indeed get one, and they will most likely die. But both sides will lose. Because if you think that your freedoms are being taken over right now, just wait until the blood from a hundred battles runs in the streets. They will then have not only their socialist country, but the military will be used to enforce it.


  7. well…
    yes, pretty much.


  8. I see that the latest nutjobbery on social media is that we’re racists, because the shooter’s victims lived, but the black guy in MN died last year when shot by an Asian police officer.

    Huh? How does that track? I can’t even find the stadium let alone the starting line for that lunacy.


  9. I think it’s never getting their bubbly asses smacked good and hard when they do have a temper tantrum that is the problem.

    But this sentence is the best advice anyone can give: You don’t shoot them. You put them on display, and then whisper to your kids: “whatever he’s doing… never, ever, do that.” – Thales’ article

    Let them rant, riot, scream, have hysterics, etc., but keep your distance. Make sure that if it’s on TV or online, you record it for yourself and your descendants, because some day, you can show it to those future children and grandchildren and show them what it was really like before they were born.

    Remember: It’s for posterity.


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