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Dear Joss, Take Some Lithium

Joss Whedon has become legitimately unhinged. He made no secret of the fact that he didn’t like Donald Trump and didn’t support him for President. He bankrolled a $1 million celebrity campaign warning voters away from Trump during the 2016 election, he used social media to spread the message, and relied on his celebrity capital and A-list celeb buddies to spread the message far and wide.

It didn’t work. Trump is still president. And Joss has become completely unglued and somewhat hysterical.

He linked to a story about gay people reportedly being killed simply for their sexual preference.

Authorities in the southern Russian republic of Chechnya have reportedly kidnapped dozens of gay men in the past month and killed at least three as part of an roundup ordered against LGBT people there.

As horrific as that sounds, Whedon suggests it could soon be worse for gay people stateside.

Seriously. What the fuck, Joss? Have you lost your everloving mind?

For all his faults, Trump is actually damn good about leaving gay people alone to live and love as they please and supporting equal rights for LGBT people. He has no problem with gay people getting married, and has said so publicly. He was the first and only GOP presidential contender to publicly state that people should be able to use whatever bathroom they see fit, and he nominated openly gay Richard Grenell to become the next U.S. Ambassador to NATO!

Good lord! That’s about as far from killing people for their sexual preference as you can get without actually being gay!

But, of course, that won’t stop Joss from losing his shit on social media, because TRUMP! REPUBLICANS! DERP!

Look, Joss. I like your work. I liked Buffy and Dollhouse, and I’m a dedicated Firefly fan. I think you’re doing a great job for Marvel, and I love the Avengers movies. (Note: Agents of Shield blows goat dong, just sayin’.)

I think you’re a talented producer and entertainer, and I’ve enjoyed your work over the years.

But you need to get a hold of your quivering testes, and chill the hell out. You’re embarrassing yourself.

At no point did Trump ever exhibit anti-gay behavior. (And no, Pence doesn’t count. The “gay conversion” garbage was debunked months ago.)

And not only that, but if you’re comparing our system of government to that of Chechnya, which is led by a criminal thug, who is fond of torture, and who thinks Russia should outright attack Georgia and Ukraine and whose government claimed the alleged murder of gay men in Chechnya was nothing but an April Fool’s joke, you need mental help.

The United States is a bicameral, constitutional Republic. Chechnya is a third world shithole, partly controlled by Russia, and partly run by the criminal thug mentioned above, who seeks to impose Islamic law on all who live there, who banned alcohol and gambling and forced women to wear headscarves, and who publicly spoke in favor of polygamy and declared that lessons in the Koran and Sharia should be obligatory at Chechen schools. Add to that the absurd claim that gay people don’t exist in Chechnya, and it was therefore impossible to execute any of them, and you have shades of crazy that matched Iran’s Imadinnerjacket, who also claimed Iran didn’t have gay people.

In other words, Joss, the comparison is so absurd, that I have to wonder about your mental health.

I didn’t vote for Trump either. I didn’t support him, and I continue to criticize him when appropriate.

That’s what sane people do, Joss.

Unhinged lunatics like you, go on inane, rambling, paranoid tirades that have no grounding in reality, and make the rest of us embarrassed to be part of the same human race as you.

Perhaps you should spend a little more time condemning the government of Chechnya (such that it is) for this atrocity, and less time spewing outlandish speculations about a guy you don’t like, who happens to be the President. Oh, wait… I forgot. Chechnya is Muslim. I guess you can’t possibly condemn that, right, Joss?

Perhaps some lithium might do you good.

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30 responses

  1. Paul (Drak Bibliophile) Howard | Reply

    “Is there intelligent life in liberal land?” 😦

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    1. No.

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  2. “…[Quivering] testes…”?

    He has balls?

    -Jim

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  3. “(Note: Agents of Shield blows goat dong, just sayin’.)”
    Have you seen the alternate storyline in side The Framework?Opinion?

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    1. Nope. I stopped being interested in it, because it sucked.

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      1. I don’t know when you stopped watching, but it got a LOT better after the tie-in with Winter Soldier. I will however admit that the episodes before that were more than a little weak.

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        1. I sat through the whole first season, and then I was just done. BLECH.

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    2. The Framework story line is actually pretty good. Much better than the Joss Whedon losing his mind storyline.

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  4. Seriously, I do wonder about the collective sanity of celebs who have gone absolutely apesh*t about Trump in the last few months. I mean, there is a reason the place is called Hollywierd.

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  5. Probably late to the party on the thought… but I’m wondering if investing in smelling salts and fainting couches might be in order. Given the unhinged comparisons (like this one) I anticipate a resurgence in sales for both.

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    1. And because my brain is in clarity mode but my fingers are not: The comparison being the one Whedon made.

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  6. Paranoid and delusional don’t make good dinner companions.

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  7. Hey Nicki, do you think the men coming for gay people will be coming 2 by 2 with hands of blue?

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    1. LMAO!!! Oh, yes!

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    2. That pretty much describes the TSA. I don’t know if they just got a good deal on blue gloves or if someone there was trying to make a point…

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  8. For the record, Joss has nothing to do with Agents of SHIELD. Mainly because AoS brought Coulson back and Joss objected to that.

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    1. I thought that was his baby. No? It sucks.

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      1. Not his. He wanted Coulson to stay dead. There might be another Whedon running AoS (he has brothers) but it isn’t Joss.

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        1. Good to know. Thanks!

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    2. Joss Whedon directed, co-wrote, and co-executive produced the pilot (c.f. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2912308/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast ) and relatively recently denied that “he regrets keeping Clark Gregg in his badass role” (c.f. http://screencrush.com/joss-whedon-agents-of-shield-coulson-marvel-tv/ )

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      1. Huh. Well then. I really would have sworn that Joss wasn’t involved with AoS and the reason for that was because of the insistence on Coulson returning, but I guess my info was wrong.

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  9. I miss the good old days when Joss was only warning us of a zombie apocalypse in case Romney won. At least that was funny. Joss without his sense of humor (which is what we seem to be getting now) is a sad sight indeed. He did Tweet something about being “broken” shortly after the election, but I thought it was in jest. Now I’m thinking maybe not.

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    1. Nope. I’m pretty sure he was serious. Sad, pathetic, and oh-so-unhinged. Sigh.

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  10. Oh, indeed. Say, 50 grams of metallic lithium in gelcaps would fix his problem rather easily . . .

    What, you’re talking about the tranquilizer, Lithium ?? Nevermind. . .

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  11. Unlike Obama and Clinton Trump didn’t lie about his support for gay marriage to help himself in elections

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  12. Rick Santemaria | Reply

    i think it’s the roundup of paedos going on right now, that has Joss worried.

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    1. Is there something I’m missing? I’m unaware of any such accusations against Whedon. He’s an unhinged asshole, but pedophilia accusations are pretty base.

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  13. Live by the sword, die by the sword. But with Joss, he lives by his imagination, and with encouragement from his social set that reinforces his excursions from reality as long as those excursions reinforce their self-important delusions, he is no longer in control. He is just a dog being wagged by his tale.

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  14. Didn’t you know? Trump’s not a REAL supporter of gays, because he held the rainbow flag upside down! I know, because one of my Lunatic Liberal Lefty friends said so!

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