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I Really Shouldn’t Laugh, Right?

I’m a bad person; I can’t help it. I shouldn’t laugh at others’ misery. But when the misery is brought on by one’s own lies and refusal to admit wrongdoing, then I can’t help it. I giggle.

dolezal26n-2-webRemember Rachel Dolezal? She’s the former college professor and NAACP official who was exposed by her own parents to be pure, unadulterated white, and who had been lying about her race.
In the aftermath of the scandal, Dolezal lost her job and her position at NAACP. She claimed – spitting in the face of biology and common sense – that race is just a “construct,” and that she’s “transracial,” because she identifies as black, even though the bug shit crazy bitch is whiter than I am.

And now, poor little lying Rachel is having a tough time finding a job.

The former professor and columnist told the Guardian she’s applied for more than 100 jobs, but not a single place will hire her. The only offers that have come her way have been for reality television and porn.

Dolezal now relies on food stamps to feed her family and has been receiving help from a friend to cover her — next month she expects to be homeless, the Guardian reported.

You know, I just can’t find it in my heart to feel any sympathy for her. She lied. She lied to everyone about who she was. She used those lies to get a position with a civil rights organization and a college. And when she was discovered to have lied, she decided to pull the victim card and claim how she’s always felt wrong, how she FEELS black, and she made a mockery of black people’s experiences.

So, no. I don’t feel sorry for her, especially since she refuses to even acknowledge she did anything wrong.

Oh, and she has a memoir coming out, discussing how she “suffered” as a black person. This, after more than 30 publishing houses turned her down.

I really want to give her a high five. In the face. With a chair.

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28 responses

  1. A high five with a chair? Get in line.

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  2. Probably you shouldn’t laugh a full enjoyable deep-diaphragm belly laugh …maybe a ladylike snicker.
    But this woman and those of her ilk – they claimed to be something they are not, for preference and advancement. Like the -whiter-than-white Elizabeth Warren, who claimed a spurious Cherokee ancestry and rode it to the top of the academic food chain.
    Never mind that in doing so, she probably euchered a for-real-Cherokee out of a position in the academic game of snakes and ladders.
    Kind of gives the lie to what white supremacy thing, when claiming minority status gets you so much farther than just plain ol’ white bread white does.

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  3. Paul (Drak Bibliophile) Howard | Reply

    LOL 😆

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  4. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH YES! YES! KARMA DOES EXIST!

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    1. It’s old but oh, I just can’t resist:

      Her karma ran over her dogma.

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  5. She doesn’t need to do porn. I already have a schadenboner that could etch glass.

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    1. I’m sure somewhere out there is a market for delusional, middle-aged white woman pretending to be black porn.

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      1. I don’t believe the porn claim, myself. She looks like she kills boners, not cause them. Not coz of looks – she looks ordinary – but the expression she wears.

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      2. To clarify: her expressions now; not the one in her youthful photo.

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      3. Rule 34.

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      4. ” a market for delusional, middle-aged white woman pretending to be black porn. ”

        Not while there’s one live goat in the world!

        :-0)

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  6. You know, officially I’m white. Because my ancestors sued to prevent the USG from labeling them as Chinese because they were from Asia.

    But this fucking nutjob is ‘black’ because she says so?

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  7. You’re really hard, always. Never spare words nor feelings at situations. In this case you’re purposefully stomping on a dead dog’s carcass.

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    1. Schadenfreude is not a sin. And some carcasses deserve stomping, if for no other reason than to make sure it’s really dead.

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      1. Totally agree on all counts.

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  8. Race is just a construct? Well, now at least we know why some brown people are “white”: because they’ve been “constructed” right out of their own genealogical heritage.

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  9. My first thought was “I feel sorry for her family, if not for her”, but then I was hit almost immediately with my second thought: “She’s already reproduced?” (I didn’t follow her much when she was more than a punchline to an unfunny joke.)

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  10. Now, let’s see history repeat with Shaun “Talcum X” Harris. . .

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  11. If she has children– I would feel sorry for them. But, not for her, never for her.

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  12. She’s a bimbo.

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  13. Laugh? yep, no disagreement here. She made her choice.

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  14. RFLOL

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  15. Dolezal told the Guardian: “I feel like the idea of being trans-black would be much more accurate than ‘I’m white.’ Because, you know, I’m not white . . . Calling myself black feels more accurate than saying I’m white.”
    Incredible, to say the least. It reminds me of the following dialogue in “Through the Looking Glass” by Lewis Carroll:
    “When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”“The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”
    “The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master—that’s all.”

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  16. This poor woman, and you guys all have to hate on her. You know that makes you racists. Oh, wait, that isn’t right, because she is not really black, but white. Damn, this is so confusing. Unless you have common sense.

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  17. > reality television and porn.

    If I had not visited here before, the Voices would not have made revolting suggestions about teaming Dolezal with Lobster Porn Woman…

    “That which has been seen, cannot be unseen.”

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    1. Thanks a lot. I was TRYING to keep my brain from going there.

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  18. This woman needs to be beaten with a cluebat until she can find “sympathy” in the dictionary. Here’s a hint Rachel, It’s located right between shit and syphilis. Maybe she can get a porn deal with Octomom, they deserve each other.

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