Kuntzman Passes Full Retard, Goes Full Rutabaga

gershThe pusillanimous shit weasel who six months ago bruised his mangina and claimed PTSD after firing an AR-15 has surpassed several levels of stupid in his latest column in the New York Daily News.

In an effort to power wash the sand out of his labial folds after Hillary Clinton’s loss last month, paint himself to be less of a coward than he actually is, and apparently advocate retaliation for what he obviously believes to be Russian meddling in our election system that caused Queen Pantsuit to lose the election, (because it couldn’t possibly be that she was the world’s shittiest candidate, and no amount of lipstick could pretty up that pig), KUNTzman has decided to be a badass from the safety of his keyboard, while sipping his venti latte in his New York pad, claiming that the murder of Russia’s Ambassador to Turkey Andrey Karlov by a deranged, Islamist fuckbag was somehow justified.

As Vladimir Putin’s man in Turkey, Karlov was the public face of that murderous dictator’s war crimes around the globe and of oppression at home. Andrei Karlov is the human embodiment of policies that deployed bunker busters to kill babies, sent fighter planes on scorched earth bombing runs that destroyed a whole city, aided Syrian madman Bashar al-Assad in his campaign that has killed hundreds of thousands, and even ordered attacks on UN aid workers.

“Justice has been served,” KUNTzman claims.

Now, you know I have no love for Putin or for Russia. My personal opinion is that the Russians are waging asymmetric warfare on the West, and that their infringement on a sovereign nation’s sovereignty and territorial integrity, their fomenting of unrest in the former Soviet Republics, and their outright threats to a couple of Scandinavian nations should they decide it’s time to join the NATO alliance and to eastern European NATO members, as well as their possession of nuclear weapons, makes the Russians an existential threat to the West and to the United States. That’s in addition to their recent flirtations with fascism and outright oppression!

So, no… I’m not a Russia fan by any stretch.

That said, the mental acrobatics in which he engages to justify the murder of a diplomat in Turkey would make a Romanian gymnast give Gersh the finger!

First, he compares Putin to Hitler, immediately disqualifying himself from adult conversation.

After watching the death of Karlov, I could not help but remember the case of Ernst vom Rath, the Nazi ambassador to France, who was gunned down inside his consulate by a Jewish student in 1938.

Like Karlov, Rath was the public face of atrocity — in this case, Adolf Hitler’s genocide, anti-Semitism and coming global aggression.

hitlerThis irresponsible hysteria is far out of the realm of sanity, and anyone sane should point at KUNTzman and laugh hysterically at his inability to voice a coherent thought outside of “DERP! DERP! HITLER!”

While I’m not thrilled with Russia’s support of Syrian dictator Assad, but I also understand their concerns, including historic relationships between the leaders, the importance of Russian arms sales to Syria, and the defense of Russia’s only port in the Med, as well as concerns about jihadist fighters making their way back to Russia.

Whether we like it or not, and whether we understand it or not, looking at it from the Russians’ point of view, they do have legitimate interests there.

And let’s not forget the wholesale murder of millions and millions of people by Hitler that’s not even a close comparison to Putin’s involvement in Syria!

Hitler was an ideologue, and frankly not altogether sane. Putin is an opportunist, a (by some accounts) kleptomaniac, and hungry for power. Putin isn’t driven by racism or by a hatred of certain religions. He wants to restore Russia to world power status, and he wants to be the head of that world power. The motivations are vastly different, but apparently KUNTzman’s tiny, shriveled up little brain isn’t even capable of comprehending that much.

And finally, Russia’s capabilities and intent vastly differ from Nazi Germany. Only to a quivering dick wrinkle like KUNTzman would the comparison be even remotely valid!

That said, KUNTzman’s sniveling manifesto is typical of the inadequate, feeble, pajama-boy metrosexual, pseudo male with an inferiority complex. Given his quaking distress at firing a varmint rifle, it’s only logical that he would be overjoyed at another man doing the dirty work he wishes he could do himself as he furiously masturbates into his pink Hello Kitty towel, dreaming of co-opting others – whether government or terrorist – to use force as his surrogate in order to implement his dirty little tyrannical schemes.

Worse yet, KUNTzman is stupid. Oh, dear lord, KUNTzman is stupid! So stupid, that my eyes roll to the back of my head, and I need help retrieving them, after reading the turds smeared on bathroom walls that pass for his writing! So stupid, that one has to wonder how he ties his shoelaces without throttling himself with them. Soooooo dumb…

Karlov’s job in Turkey was to ease tensions over Russia’s atrocities in Syria and its incursions inside Turkey itself — meaning his job was to enable and normalize Vladimir Putin. Given that role, he wasn’t a diplomat, but a soldier, and his death is the same whether it came on a battlefield outside Aleppo or in an art gallery in Ankara. His killer was also a soldier — not a terrorist, mind you, but a soldier. Terrorists kill innocent people with trucks in Christmas markets or with planes in skyscrapers. Soldiers kill their fellow soldiers.

Diplomats are very specifically noncombatants. Killing a person whose job it is to ensure that war DOESN’T happen between two countries is certainly not the same as killing an adversary in battle.

If it was, the murder of Chris Stevens and three others in Benghazi, Libya in 2012 would have been perfectly justifiable. By KUNTzman’s logic, the murder of U.S. military personnel at recruitment centers in Chattanooga, TN last year by a swine-humping terrorist – personnel who were not engaged in combat – was OK. And the murders of John Gordon Mein, Cleo Noel, Rodger Davies, Francis Meloy, and Adolph Dubs were also just fine, because they were Soldiers in KUNTzman’s warped logic.

But just as KUNTzman knows fuckall about weapons, he also knows exactly jack and shit about combat and the rules of war. Turkey and Russia are not at war. The terrorist who shot Karlov was not a Soldier. He was a rogue Turkish cop, whose act of murder was celebrated by ISIS, and who gave the ISIS index finger signal, while shouting “Allahu Akbar” after shooting the ambassador.  And he’s also not Syrian, as KUNTzman claims. He was born in Soke, a town in Turkey’s western Aydin province, so KUNTzman can’t possibly even justify this as combat, since the assailant wasn’t even from the country that’s supposedly engaged in a “war” with Russia. The assassination occurred at an art exhibit, ferfuckssake!

But it’s all the same to KUNTzman, because he has no comprehension of foreign or military policy!

In other words, he simply enjoys the murder of people he doesn’t like at the hands of others, because he’s too much of an oozing cunt to take the gun in his own hands and do it himself. He prefers others engage in violence on his behalf, and since in his empty mind, Russia = Hitler because somehow, according to the latest leftist narrative to excuse the C-Hag’s defeat, Putin caused Clinton to lose the election, it’s OK to murder a man whose entire mission was to ensure peaceful relations between Russia and Turkey.

KUNTzman doesn’t like war… unless it’s used to excuse acts of Muslim terrorist violence, in which case, “Justice has been served.”


17 responses

  1. He’s beyond Double Distilled Weapons Grade Stoopid™.
    However I am in awe of him, that a creature, so clearly devoid of a brain, can use language.


    1. Or not choke itself trying to breathe.

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  2. Hey, at least he didn’t claim it was like the shooting of the Archduke in Sarajevo. . .

    Seriously, seeing that one all over the damn place in the wild, by people who normally couldn’t find Sarajevo on a map with a local Bosnian standing there going “Here. I live here you stupid fuck!”* while pointing to the location on a map.

    *(I actually overheard one of the Bosnians I worked with in Iraq use exactly that explanation to one of our dumber American coworkers)

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    1. I bit. Had no trouble finding it.

      If I’m a stupid fuck it’s for some other reason.

      KUNTzman, on the other hand, is undeniably a stupid fuck.

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  3. I don’t enjoy seeing ignoramuses get paid to put their drivel into publication, but just how stupid does one have to be to believe anything this moron says?

    There has to be some way to wipe that smug smirk off his smutty mug.


  4. As soon as I can stop laughing about “as he furiously masturbates into his pink Hello Kitty towel,” I promise I’ll finish reading what you wrote, Nicki.

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  5. It’s beyond irony his last name is Kuntzman, which makes me understand his inability to fathom many intricate subjects. His attitude, beard, and piss-poor attitude indicate childhood teasing led to many fights, many ass-whippings, and ultimately: will lead to uncontrolled tremors, as he drools on his keyboard.


  6. Nicki, I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest that you don’t like that “man.” Please correct me if I’m wrong.


    1. Hmmmmm. Perhaps. 🙂


      1. Thanks. I was hoping I wasn’t just guessing.


  7. I get the feeling you don’t like Kuntzman very much. 😉

    Though he’s definitely an idiot. Killing a diplomat is something that is just not done, unless you want a war of annihilation started. IIRC, not even the Nazis executed diplomats from nations they were at war against.


  8. “Quivering dick wrinkle” is going straight into my ever increasing insult lexicon. I’ve learned more new swear words since I started following you and they’re always so creative 😀

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  9. Honestly, Nicki… I’m of the observation that the leftards are okay with civilian casualties. If only those casualties were conveniently us, doncha know?

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    1. They are of the philosophy that enjoys putting dissidents into camps. They would definitely be okay with them dying.

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  10. You always put it so colorfully. Who uses words like dick wrinkle?

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  11. By Gersh’s own logic we’re entitled to shoot contemporary NYT employees for their paper’s endoresement of Stalin’s Ukrainian genocide.


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