Every once in a while, you have to wonder if life imitates art, or vice versa.
I love “The Walking Dead.” It’s arguably one of the best written shows on television today. I’m generally not a fan of the zombie genre, but I like the idea of a zombie apocalypse as the event that precipitates the breakdown of society. The show is really about such a collapse – the collapse of government structures designed to protect the citizens, and the resulting anarchy.
Until recently, I thought of a zombie apocalypse itself as simple fiction. But now…
You want a zombie apocalypse? Because this is how you get a zombie apocalypse!
Officers with the Myrtle Beach Street Crimes Unit were conducting an undercover prostitution operation in Myrtle Beach Wednesday, according to police reports.
Offenders were contacted by undercover officers, got into undercover vehicles and agreed to sexual activity for prices ranging from $20 to $200, the reports said.
Oh. Dear. God.
I hope she charged on the low end of the scale for any type of “services” she provided.
Would you pay money to do the nasty with this creature? Without fear that she would nom on your giblets during or in the aftermath of coitus?
There are men who apparently did.
I can’t help but wonder how desperate or strung out on enormous amounts of the good shit one has to be to stick ANY body part into her! And if procreation happened (I can’t imagine she’s cautious about protection), would the offspring be the start of the zombie apocalypse that takes down society as we know it?
Unsurprisingly, the charges against her included drugs.
And those of us who wonder how a complete breakdown society could happen in a zombie apocalypse, have to wonder if this is the start.