When you wander around the Internet aimlessly wondering what to blog about…

…and your news and social media feeds are filled with: TRUMP, KGB (no, it doesn’t fucking exist anymore – try FSB, assholes!), HILLARY, WIENER, HUMA, WEINER, RUSSIANS, PUTIN, WIENER, MORE WEINER, and all you really want to do is stab yourself in the eyeballs rather than see another photo of Anthony Weiner’s half naked torso and tales of his schlong, you almost give up on blogging until after this accursed election happens.

And then you run across this, which partially explains why out of 300 million people in this country, we wind up with the most awful, the most venal, the most narcissistic, the most corrupt candidates for president possible (although I shouldn’t say “the most,” because at the rate we’re going, there’s always the possibility that el Chapo will gain U.S. citizenship and will run for President in 2020 and win).

See, here’s what happened.

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He looks like he crawled out of some dilapidated trailer after fucking his underage cousin while high on meth, doesn’t he?

This greasy cock monkey was at a Trump rally, and was recorded screaming “JEW-S-A” when everyone was chanting “U-S-A” to demonstrate their love for our country.

The left, of course, glommed onto this slovenly bit of residue that looks like he gelled his hair with a bit of leftover KY after fucking several siblings, as typical of Trump voters – and probably conservatives writ large.

But never fear. There’s no racism or Jew hatred here!

George Lindell claims he wasn’t yelling “JEW-S-A,” as the liberal media accuses him of doing. No, he was yelling “U-S-A” but in Spanish.

I. Shit. You. Not.

“Everybody is saying I’m a racist because I was saying ‘Jew S.A,'” Lindell said during an interview on Monday. “It has nothing to do with the Jews. I was speaking Spanish.”

Lindell said he is from Phoenix and Phoenix is a multi-cultural society with a lot of Spanish-speaking people.

“When you pronounce ‘USA’ in Spanish it sounds like ‘Jew S. A.,'” Lindell said “I like the sound of it — ‘Jew S.A’ — it’s a lot better than ‘USA’ which is very boring. We need to integrate the Spanish lingo, the Spanish language into our society.”

Don’t you worry, ese! I was just trying to sound like them Messicans! I wasn’t makin fun of them Jooos or anything! And I love them blacks too!

He seems nice!

Not that it matters at this late stage, because one of these douchecus candidati will wind up in the White House, but maybe the GOP ought to try and trot out the more intelligent of the Trump supporter lot – you know…

…those who speak coherent English, and those who sound like they may have finished high school at the very least, so that the rest of American conservatives aren’t lumped in with this inbred fuckwit.

We know there are intelligent, well-spoken people out there who do support the GOP nominee (vice the shit-flinging Trumpanzees). Could we get those out in the public eye at the very least?

Please?

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  1. Could we get those out in the public eye at the very least?

    The ones who choose “public eye” (mainly the media) don’t want those folk in the public eye. Nivens Law: “There is no cause so right it won’t attract fuggheads” has a corallary: If your cause is “Right”, the media will focus on the fuggheads to the virtual exclusion of everything else.

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    1. Well sure, but the right has media tools at its disposal as well. It just honestly sucks at using them.

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  2. When I was in college, I had a friend who had grown up in Puerto R-rrrrreeco, that lovely island, island of tropical breeze! She said until she’d spent about 18 months en los Estado-Unidos, she had a rather thick accent and would say, ‘Jes. How arrrre jooo?’ (as in ‘Yes, how are you’). She was funnier than a porcupine in a bag of marshmallows.

    So, this sociopathic slug trying to make excuses for what he said does not impress me. He’s a skank.

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  3. “George Lindell claims he wasn’t yelling ‘JEW-S-A,’ as the liberal media accuses him of doing. No, he was yelling ‘U-S-A’ but in Spanish.”

    Which would be “Estados Unidos,” but hey, never let it be said I don’t support a retard’s right to free speech.

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  4. The alt eight is claiming ths guy is a Democrat plant and has been going to many rallies.

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    1. T find that very plausible.

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      1. That T should of course be an I. And, would it kill ya to put an edit capability on this thing?

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        1. LOL – I wish I could. I don’t know how. Sorry!😦

          But back to the topic – this guy has been a dumbass in videos before – pre-Trump. Is it really so hard to believe that there are retards among us? Come now!

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  5. Actually, Georgie looks more like the result of his daddy fucking *his* cousin.

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  6. Nicki, I would like to point out that ONLY one party has been caught on camera ADMITTING they PAID people to go to the opposing candidate’s rallies and cause disruption and violence.

    Hint: Not Trump.

    Awaiting my proclamation of dickitude.

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    1. I would like to point out that this is not what the post is about. But please, continue to toss red herrings. They’re SO much fun!

      ETA – this is about the GOP’s lack of the ability to message properly, if you haven’t figured it out.

      And by the way, I know Breitbart denies this now, but… sounds like the Trump people and their supporters aren’t exactly clean either.

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      1. What this post is about is claiming this guy is a Trump supporter and dismissing (in the comments) any suggestion to the contrary:

        “Not that it matters at this late stage, because one of these douchecus candidati will wind up in the White House, but maybe the GOP ought to try and trot out the more intelligent of the Trump supporter lot – you know…”

        “Is it really so hard to believe that there are retards among us? Come now!”

        Video vs “according to a source with direct knowledge of the situation.” from your link.

        And yet these are the same? Boy those gaslights are bright.

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        1. How convenient that you decide to ignore the second part of that after the ellipses, where I talk about countering the message and the GOP’s inability to do so! Moron.

          Ultimately, it doesn’t matter who this guy is – although judging by his previous viral video, he’s a fucking idiot. Period. What matters is that the GOP consistently fails to promote the best among it, rather allowing the leftists to define the message by trotting out these inbreeds. I’m so sorry you don’t understand that concept! Sarah says you’re smart. I’ve doubted that for a while now.

          And if you don’t believe there are fucking retards in the Trump camp, I have this bridge…

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  7. > KGB

    They keep changing their name, but they’re still Cheka to me…

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    1. Oooh! Old school!

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