Dear Mommies – here’s some good advice!

Protip: if you’re going to flog “gun violence awareness,” (as if we’re unaware that violence happens) and attempt a national campaign to bring attention to your dead, unconstitutional cause, you might want to be a bit more professional than this when sending a press release to the media. You might be more effective that way.

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This bit of advice brought to you by someone who used to work in journalism and understands what a professional press release looks like.

You’re welcome.

 

19 responses

  1. Wearing Orange might work when you deal with hunters? But deranged killers
    probably won’t care,. Except for maybe making you a more visible target

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    1. It’s a protest, not tactical advice. That having been said, many people MUST wear orange for their job (e.g., road workers in dayglo orange) so it’s sneaky, anyone wearing orange today will be presumed in agreement with Dingbats Demand A Good Shtupping today.

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  2. Hillary needs to wear orange.

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  3. Ghost Rider 6

    Grassroots!

    Fuck.😦

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  4. Inspired by Chicago Teens who wore orange to protest gun violence? Yeah… “orange” is the color of prison clothes, not hunting clothes. And clearly the problem in Chicago is that there aren’t enough gun laws.

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  5. Yup, it’s this level of attention to detail that gives me hope. As long as the opposition is THIS incompetent, we ought to be just fine.

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  6. Another day, another failed left-wing gun grab. They will never learn.

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  7. And you’ll get a kick out of this: I argue that Pokemon is pro-gun.

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    1. How can those weird little critters hold a pistol? Do they have opposable thumbs?😉

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      1. How can those weird little critters hold a pistol? Do they have opposable thumbs?😉

        Some of them, like Blastoise, have guns mounted on them.

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    2. Now I’m imagining Trigglypuff with a pistol and giggling.

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      1. Now I’m imagining Trigglypuff with a pistol and giggling.

        Yeah, that image is both funny and frightening.🙂

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        1. It would be harmless. Trigglypuff is so devastatingly incompetent that it would end up shooting itself.

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        2. It would be harmless. Trigglypuff is so devastatingly incompetent that it would end up shooting itself.

          In other words, it would have the Confusion condition from the Pokemon games (which makes a Pokemon likely to hurt itself, not hit its target.)

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      2. Bozhe….moi.

        That’s frightening. She’d use it unhesitatingly.

        On the other hand, it would probably trigger her, being about the patriarchy and such.

        As for the mental image…dang, where’s the brain bleach? (I should point out for the record that the pistol improves the mental image. But not enough that I don’t need that bleach.)

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        1. vonzorch has made me aware of a problem.

          It is important to not insult people through improper use of a pronoun.

          Therefore I would like to apologize to all actual women for the use of “her” in referring to Tr*****p***, when “it” would have been proper. No offense was intended.

          However, I would upbraid people for using foul language, in that they spelled out its name, thereby dropping the T bomb. That’s fucking obscene.

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  8. That press release looks like an entry from the Failblog. Argh, what were they thinking?

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    1. Hah! You assume they think!

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      1. Exactly, they don’t think it’s all about FEEEWWINGS.

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