Mike Webb: the height of retardery

Submitted without comment, because HOLY WELL-USED ENEMA, BATMAN! This douchenugget doesn’t even understand that he’s being nationally ridiculed!

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  1. This guy must be completely past the far end of the Asperger’s Spectrum.

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    1. Or batshit insane and delusional!

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      1. Ghost Rider 6

        I stand by my previous statement that this gentleman possibly needs professional help.šŸ™‚

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  2. What is your favorite kind of porn to not watch? LMAO! Kimmel was hilarious and Webb was clueless.šŸ™‚

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    1. I’ll happily *not* watch many, many different kinds.

      But not watching would mean…not having its name show up in a browser tab.

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    2. Webb is truly an idiot. I can’t even…

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  3. In the words of Homer Simpson: “DOH!!!!”

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  4. Pure, double distilled, Weapons Grade Stooopiid ā„¢.

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    1. It’s like nuclear stoopid with a lemon twist!

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      1. He’s a social reverse neutrino, nothing interacts with his brain.

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  5. Dear Mr Webb,
    I read your entire post with baited breath just having finished a McD’s fish sandwich. Its been a long time since I read a screed with such far reaching implications. Probably not since I read Ted Kaczynski’s Christmas shopping list printed on the back of an envelope anyway.

    Your rambling incoherent post reminds me of:
    1) Meth users
    2) Cocaine users
    3) Manic depressives (now called bipolar)
    4) Severe schizoaffective disorder
    5) Schizophrenia with 1,2, or 3 of the above.
    6) A Barak Obama speech without TOTUS
    7) An ex-wife

    Your command of the english? language is impressive unfortunately writing a post using an expanded buzz-phrase index/generator brings no clarity to your thoughts. I have more coherent streams of consciousness while pissing than you seem to have with purposeful writing.

    My suggestion to you is stop be-clowning yourself. You appear to be one wave short of a shipwreck and need professional help. Find a Psychiatrist or Psychologist you can trust and ask them for a Neuropsychological evaluation so they can find out why the hamster in your brain is shitting in its exercise wheel.

    Respectfully Submitted
    A Concerned Citizen
    (And thank god you are not going to be elected to anything)

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    1. As someone who uses hamster wheels in jokes a lot (about underpowered machinery for instance), “why the hamster in your brain is shitting in its exercise wheel” is pure gold.

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    2. I read that on his page. I cracked up!

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