Chris Hardwick takes on Fappin Mike (UPDATED)

I admit it. I’m a huge fan of Chris Hardwick. Not only is he the host of “The Talking Dead,” the talk show that comes on after my favorite TV series of all time, but he’s also absolutely hysterical!

Does anyone not know where this is going?

Yep. Chris found Fappin Mike, and the rest, as they say, is history.

Hilarity ensues. Watch this.

UPDATE: In the latest installment of Fappin Mike’s excellent fapdventures, Mike not only compares the consequences of his porn tab fiasco to the Holocaust, but admits he hasn’t gotten laid in 30 years.

I want to make this perfectly clear: In my entire life, I have only had carnal knowledge, more than a simple kiss, and only after asking first, of two women, both over 30 years ago while I was in college because I believe in the sanctity of marriage.

That would explain a lot.

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  1. Dear Bog. And I thought my sex life was slow.

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    1. +1 for “Bog.”

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  2. Ghost Rider 6

    Good of Fappin Mike to point out that the “sanctity of marriage” doesn’t come into play until after one leaves college.

    Personally, I find a good session of energetic carnal knowledge to be quite a spiritual thing, even without marriage being involved.

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    1. Fappin Mike might manage to discover that, come what may.

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  3. I’m sorry, I just can’t restrain myself. I tried all day, and lost the struggle shortly after 11PM Lima. The irony of a man named “Hardwick” taking on this issue (hell, I’ve not watched the video, for all I know he brought it up himself).

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    1. No, he didn’t. You really need to watch he video. It’s hilarious.

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      1. Just did, and he has a point.

        Hey, if a certain Arkansan can get away with being a sex fiend…why not?

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        1. I don’t give a fuck if he’s a sex fiend. What he does in his free time is his own thing. The stupid excuses and the follow-up bullshit is seriously demented.

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        2. Whoops, I think there might be a crossed wire. I certainly don’t think of Fappin Mike as a sex fiend–to my mind, that generally requires another participant who is *not* named Rosie Palm.

          I was trying to make the point that if Bill Clinton could get away with extramarital affairs (never mind that perjury got swept under the rug by his defenders), it might signal something of a change in our culture, and that most people would agree that the porn itself isn’t a big deal. (It would likely have ended a political career fifty years ago.) Except of course when it comes from someone like FM who brags about his Christian morals. And yes, FM did keep digging. FM’s problems right now are not from porn but from other aspects of his so-called personality–as you note.

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