Apparently there’s a 7-Eleven at the World Trade Center, and the Hairy Hemorrhoid™ was out there watching the police and firemen there.
Them damn Slurpees. They’re irresistible!
Yeah, I know. It’s a verbal gaffe. It happens. As a former broadcaster, I certainly have made my share.
But this isn’t about Dumbkopf’s gaffe, although it’s amusing on its face.
Do you remember this recent townhall in which the Hemorrhoid mocked Ted Cruz for his verbal gaffe calling Florida his home state?
“His home state is not Florida, it is Texas,” he told host Anderson Cooper during a CNN townhall in Milwaukee.
“It might be Canada,” Trump quipped, mocking Cruz’s birthplace.
“He didn’t even know what state he comes from. Fort Hood is from Texas by the way. I am so surprised, Anderson, that you let him get away with it.”
Trump didn’t just say it once. He repeated the gaffe several times, and hammered away at Cooper for letting Cruz get away with the rather silly mistake.
Well, karma is a bitch, ain’t she? A bigger bitch than Trump, if that’s at all possible. And Twitter – his favorite platform for launching attacks at his opponents – has been rife with mock and ridicule.
— Scott (@ivyhurst) April 18, 2016
Maybe we never saw trump at the 9/11 memorial because he thought it was 7-11 and was grabbing a slurpee
— michael daly (@MichaelDalynyc) April 19, 2016
— Ian Payne (@01101001) April 19, 2016
Awwww, poor Donald! His frothing supporters were out in droves yesterday, defending their hero.
It’s a word mix-up!
Get a job!
It was just a verbal gaffe!
Yes, it was, boys and girls. Maybe next time your Hairy Hemorrhoid™ buddy will remember that as well.
Because what goes around, comes around.