So…. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is planning to fellate the Islamic militants instead? Just curious.
The Liberal government says Canada is not at war with Islamic militants — a view not shared by ally France.
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Foreign Affairs Minister Stephane Dion are rejecting the “at war” label just one day after the bombings in Brussels that killed more than 30 people and injured 270.
After the attacks, French Prime Minister Manuel Valls said Europe was “at war.”
They’re not “at war,” Trudeau says, because it doesn’t fit the definition of war as he understands it.
I’m not sure what his “understanding” of “war” is, but I would say if their guys are launching attacks on our countries and killing our people, that’s kind of… uh… war.
The dictionary says that the definition of “war” is “armed conflict.” So I’m thinking using explosives against innocent people like they did in the Brussels attack a few days ago, and staging shooting attacks, as they did in Paris and San Bernardino, counts as “armed conflict.”
But Trudeau appears to be one of these coddled fuckwits, whose strategy against murderous jihadist slime is to stick his tongue as far up their asses as humanly possible and pray that they don’t turn around and recognize he’s there.
“Death to the West!”
“But we’re not at war with you! No really! Look how squeaky clean I’ve made your anus!”
“Death to you western, imperialist swine!”
“But wait! No! We are good with you murdering innocents elsewhere! It’s OK! Look, we’re far away from Europe, see? We’re not involved.”
“Get your tongue out of my arse. It’s starting to irritate my delicate starfish. Oh, yeah, and DIE!”
“Oh, but we’re not…. AAAAAAAAAAAH!”
You’re welcome for the visual. Tip your waiters.