Caption this!

It’s a Saturday, and I want to have some fun, so instead of the usual blog post, let’s caption a funny. 

The other day, the Hairy Hemorrhoid became the first Presidential candidate ever to reference his dick in a nationally televised debate. 

We’ve all see the photo of him looking like he grabbed a rather well endowed intern and checked out her assets as he was discussing his peen. Heck, I captioned it in yesterday’s post. 

And then I grabbed her tits and made this honking sound, alright?

But today, I have another – even better – shot of that moment that captures the look on the face of Ted Cruz during the cock discussion. A look of “What. In. The. Everloving. Fuck.”

 

Did this douche canoe REALLY just launch into a discussion of his schlong on national television? Just what in sweet hell is this fuckery?

 
Now it’s your turn guys! Captions in comments. Just what is Ted Cruz thinking? 

16 responses

  1. “What… is WRONG with this boy???”

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  2. Cruz: “Um, Donnie, your hands are actually disproportionately small. And now everyone knows.”

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  3. Cruz: Oy! This is a dick-measuring contest and nobody told me???

    (Sorry, I’ve been hanging out with guys too much.)

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  4. “I wish he would stop talking about his dick. I can smell his decaying, unwashed balls from here and it’s horrible.”

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    1. I cannot possibly love this enough!!!!

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  5. I got nuttin’… And I’m running out of Scotch. I should buy stock in distilleries/breweries and their supply chain companies ASAP….

    ‘Cause there’s gonna be a serious run on that market this year.

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  6. “Dude, when she said it was ‘yuuuge’ she meant your bank balance.”

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  7. And you thought BJ Klintoon left a bad taste in the voters mouths…

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  8. What is that on his hands? Is that …. omg, it is.

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  9. “The lady doth protest too much, methinks!”

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  10. “And I was like, i was like, ‘Dude!’ That bong was, I was like, that bong was like ‘this BIG!'”

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  11. “And I learned this pose from Jim Jones. I meant, Bakker. Baker. Jim Baker. He’s that other religious Jim. Just like me. Religious. Like Jim Jones. Baker! DAMMIT!”

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  12. And the iPhone 6! In my hands it looked yuuuuuuge! I’m gonna make Apple make em in the US and smaller.

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  13. Maybe: “I can’t believe I’m losing to this guy.”

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  14. Cruz: “Now, THAT’S one I haven’t heard before.”

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