You know those graphics that sometimes circulate on social media showing you a small shack in the woods and asking you whether you would consider giving up the Internet and TV and living there for some amount of time if you were paid $1 million?
You know what makes that decision a whole lot easier and makes me jump up and down screaming “YES, PLEASE”?
The sheer volume of SJW Howler Monkey loonery I read on the Internet! It’s getting stupider and stupider out there, people. The bugs, bears, and other critters in the woods seem like Nirvana compared to the crazy that the Social Justice Whiner (bowel) movement has become!
Justice? These people wouldn’t know the meaning of the word if it bit them on their shriveled testicles!
The word “justice.” It’s supposed to mean fairness, impartiality, integrity, and lawfulness, right?
It’s supposed to promote equality and balance, right?
Since when did “social justice” become a catch-all phrase for mentally ill lunatics to parade their inadequacies and idiosyncrasies as claim checks to jobs, to respect, to special treatment, and to rewards?
It’s not enough to be gay. It’s not enough to be male or female, or even human! Now there’s “gender fluid,” “otherkin,” “gender nonconforming,” “neutrois,” “pangender,” and “two-spirit.”
There’s ability privilege, internalized racial oppression, microaggressions, (the morons at this Independent School Diversity Network to which I linked might want to learn that there’s no “d” in “privilege”) and other perceived infractions against those who are so desperate to be different, and so unskilled at anything other than being a bizarre caricature of humanity, they must invent identities just so they can gain the attention and drama they so fiercely crave.
Just this week, I’ve run across an article claiming that Ryan Reynolds as Dead Pool was “not gay enough.”
Another SJW cascade of excretory douchery claims that “linguistic discrimination” is real, and that we should stop judging people by the way they communicate. Because bad linguistic skills are simply “dialects,” and we must stop considering people less intelligent if they want to “axe you a question.”
This week I learned that singer Adele extolling the virtue of motherhood is somehow offensive to feminists.
I learned that a gay journalist advocating free speech is somehow a danger to women – such a danger, that they have to protest his mere presence on a college campus by smearing fake blood all over themselves.
I also learned that barring that same journalist from a free speech event entitled: “From liberation to censorship: Does modern feminism have a problem with free speech?” is not at all ironic.
I learned that everything is offensive and everything is a trigger.
I learned that having only two options on standard forms – Male or Female – is a microaggression.
I learned that hating and even assaulting a human being if said human being happens to be white, straight, and male is just fine as long as you’re a cheerful, fugly feminist hosebeast.
I also learned that calling a woman “female” is somehow dehumanizing.
It gets exhausting reading about all these new rules made up by the SJW Howler Monkeys in an effort to wrap themselves in emotional bubble wrap to avoid hurt feelings and overall reality.
No, you’re not allowed to ask someone’s gender.
No, you’re not allowed to judge people based on their skills or promote a meritocracy in which the best qualified people ought to get jobs.
No, you cannot show interest in someone by asking them where they’re from.
No, you cannot disregard color. You may not say so.
And dog forbid you dismiss concern trolls who want to bring up your microaggressions against the Special Snowflakes who feel they are entitled to special treatment, because inventing new identities helps mitigate their mediocrities!
Can’t they just find an island where they can hold their drum circles, circle jerks, and group fellatio sessions of anyone who identifies as a bedroom slipper?
Leave the rest of us misogynist, cis, dual gender, semi normal people who identify as humans to our neanderthal world!