I had a conversation on Facebook this morning with a bunch of writer friends prompted by the latest in third-wave feminist weirdness, where they literally display their vaginas to the world as some heavenly entities for everyone to worship.
We’ve seen vaginal knitting, where some performance “artist” (read: some attention whore with daddy issues) decided to shove a bunch of yarn up her vagoo and knit a sweater. I can’t imagine how that sweater would smell – probably some horrid mix of wet dog and sweaty twat – but I also can’t imagine any rational reason why anyone would advertise this to the world, other than “LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!”
We’ve seen some weirdo make yogurt out of her vaginal discharge. Yes… yogurt. She apparently had to shove a wooden spoon up there to get some bacteria out, and she apparently ate it too. Hey, if I wanted to chow down on vaj, I’d go out and find myself a girlfriend, and lady… I’d be willing to buy you the coolest sex toy I find on the Internets if you find a way to erase that image from my brain! I certainly wouldn’t take the time to ferment yogurt out of my own snatch. She and her friends claim it was just this “weird little experiment” she did on her own time – nothing connected with class, not for a grade. And yet, somehow, the media got a hold of this story, and Cecilia Westbrook became instantly famous. I wonder who went public with this little story…
Now there’s this. I warn you now – if you’re easily grossed out, stop reading. I’ll even give you a fold, so I don’t expose you to the kind of noxiousness these creatures are now parading around for the world to see!
OK, if you’ve clicked on the rest of the story, you’ve been fairly warned.
So feminist blogger Zoe Stavri got inventive and came up with a new recipe for sourdough bread that uses — ahem — her own yeast.
Stavri live-tweeted the experience and provided photographic evidence of her sourdough starter along the way. On her blog, she responds to horrified commenters that the process is no more disgusting than, say, making your own salami — or making regular sourdough, for that matter.
OK, let’s start with the fact that this is NOTHING like making regular sourdough. The yeast in this revolting, cavernous gash likely came from:
- antibiotics (they lower the amount of lactobacillus, or good bacteria, in the vagina)
- uncontrolled diabetes
- weak immune system
- poor eating habits, including a lot of sugary foods
- hormonal imbalance near your menstrual cycle
- lack of sleep
A number of these are a sign of a not so healthy human being, so putting that stuff into anything edible pretty much makes it a HAZMAT in my book. There’s a reason why they call it a yeast INFECTION! And yet, here she is, putting her oozing cock pocket on display for the world to see, because the vagina is queen! The vagina feeds the world! The vagina is to be worshiped and venerated!
This isn’t bold. It isn’t courageous. It’s a sad cry for attention from a desperately ugly, angry troll, who obviously can’t get women or men to give it another look unless she sticks her fetid meat curtains out there for the world to gawp at.
Here’s the thing. These “feminist” trolls are not feminists. They’re pathetic, mediocrities at best, trying to blame the world for their own lack of ingenuity, ability, and skill. And because there’s so little room for the impotent and inadequate in this world, their current plan is to work to outdo one another in the shocking, outrageous, and downright gross department. Because negative attention is better than no attention at all! Their pitiful (bowel) movement is obviously in its death throes, and the only way they can keep it alive is to out-deviant one another.
In the future I’m expecting to see a third-wave feminist shove live artillery shells up her cavernous chasm to symbolize the continued “war on women.”
I would hope that anyone vaguely normal would be so desensitized to their beaver buffoonery, that they would just yawn and move on.
But just in case…
You can buy artillery shells online from fireworks dealers. Get on it, wymyns! Your gash won’t promote itself, you know!