We Can Only Hope He Means It

Deranged douche extraordinaire Anders Breivik, the guy who murdered all those Norwegians with guns and explosives in 2011 and has been in prison for it ever since is threatening suicide.

More specifically, in protest for his treatment in a Norwegian prison – the prettiest and most humane place of incarceration in the world – Breivik is threatening to starve himself to death.

prison5

Yeah… this is what he’s complaining about. And this is not the first time he’s threatened to off himself by starvation. The last time, the convicted mass murderer whined that his PlayStation 2 was out of date, and that he wanted a newer console. This time, apparently the poor cherub can’t finish his studies.

He complained the conditions mean he is no longer able to continue studying his political science course at University of Oslo. He added: “Studying and corresponding is not humanly possible under such circumstances, and this applies to anyone who is isolated under such conditions.

“The decision about the drastic deterioration of prison conditions forced me to drop out of my studies, which in turn means that I will lose my place at the university. The studies, which were made possible for only thirteen full days before the Minister of Justice put an end to them, were the only thing I had.”

Hey, fuckwad! Here’s a little clue for you: you slaughtered a bunch of innocent people, including kids. No one gives a flying rat’s ass if you starve! As a matter of fact, I think they should probably withhold food just to make it easier for you to achieve this goal.

Give Satan a hug in hell before he shoves that barbed wire-encrusted, flaming cricket bat up your ass.

12 responses

  1. Oh! My broken heart! He wants to starve himself to death?!?

    Fine by me.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Gosh. How is this even considered a prison? I looked at that Time Magazine article and was amazed. Prison is supposed to be a consequence of bad behavior, and this just….isn’t. I’ve (seriously) seen veterans hospitals and college dorms that fare worse than these accomodations-not to mention they can cost a lot of $$ too.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. I checked out the pictures. I didn’t have it that good when I was in the Marines. A room the size of those cells were shared by 3 guys.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. That “cell” is way nicer than my college dorm, and I had a roomie! What a shame he is starving himself. BTW, I heard it was a pineapple, not a cricket bat!

    Liked by 2 people

  5. I think I need to go murder some people in Norway. What an awesome looking retirement community.

    Like

  6. They should honor his request and stop bringing food, or water. In a week, and problem will be solved.

    Like

  7. Brevik, chair, zip-ties, car battery, jumper cables. Some assembly required.

    Like

  8. Let the families have him for 10 minutes… Problem solved.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Yep, and that would have the added advantage of being superbly just as well.

      Like

  9. Good.
    Fucking.
    Riddance.

    Like

  10. Will his slow death be on pay-per-view?

    Like

  11. They sentenced him to life in an Ikea store?

    Liked by 1 person

%d bloggers like this: