THIS graduated from Stanford and Oxford

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Chelsea Clinton has some thoughts on a potential Kanye West presidential run, namely that it could be “awesome.”

Such eloquence from someone who earned $600,000 per year working for a major news network and graduated from prestigious universities!

In an interview with MTV News, Clinton, 35, spoke about West’s probably joke that he was considering running for president in 2020: “Who runs for office is really important,” Clinton said. “And even if [West] just saying that helps spark a little boy or a little girl who was watching the VMAs to think, ‘Oh wow, maybe I should do that,’ that’s awesome.”

If “who runs for office is really important,” says the vapid blonde with the lexicon of an untrained parrot, why would any kid be inspired by a narcissistic art school dropout who suffers from delusions of grandeur and pukes forth such pearls of wisdom as:

Taylor Swift beat Beyoncé at the Grammys? Beyoncé be dancing in heels and shit. (Because in the end, that’s what music is all about, right?)

The Bible had 20, 30, 40, 50 characters in it. You don’t think that I would be one of the characters of today’s modern Bible? (Yeah, you’d be one of the plagues – probably a boil)

[AIDS is] a man-made disease. [It was] placed in Africa just like crack was placed in the black community to break up the Black Panthers. (So if AIDS has been traced back to African monkeys, and it’s sexually transmitted, someone in Africa has been very naughty!)

I just zoned on how ill it is to really fall in love… Pimpin’ is whatev… Love is that shit! (That shit you take after a night of low-grade burritos and cheap beer?)

Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. I am a proud nonreader of books. (No, we really couldn’t tell!)

And this is what Chelsea Clinton believes should inspire young people to seek the country’s highest office?

Chelsea, who, to her credit, has not once claimed to be a psychic…

Well, gosh! It’s the little achievements in life!

answered, “You’d have to ask him” when asked if she actually thought Kanye would run. The Stanford and Oxford grad also said, “I think it depends on who he’d be running against” when asked if she’d support the rapper. The subtext being that should Hillary Clinton win in 2016, Kanye West would be running against her.

Anyone with two brain cells to rub together would simply say, “There’s no way I would ever support that barely literate buffoon for any public office, including dog catcher.” But Chelsea either is missing some grey matter, or is vying for the next position of top diplomat at the State Department.

Sometimes one can’t *headdesk* hard enough!

6 responses

  1. Worse yet, she might one day run for office.

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    1. Worse than that, she’d probably win!

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  2. Clearly, we need a Kanye/Chelsea ticket to go up against Trump/Fiorina.

    The LP could run Barr/Dole.

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  3. Oh! My cat! Now my brain hurts!

    I knew that dim bulb was about as deep as the grass clippings on my lawn, but is truly amazing dumbidity. (I made that word up.)

    Is there a brick wall available for pounding one’s head?

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    1. Headknife. When headdesk just isn’t enough!

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  4. Truly sad… Hopefully I’ll be gone before ‘that’ generation gets to be in charge… sigh

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