Shooting at Ft. Meade (UPDATED)

Details are sketchy right now, but there was a shooting at the NSA gate at Ft. Meade this morning.

I don’t want to keep updating or fomenting any kind of panic without additional information, so I’ll just post the link and the basics and let the story develop.

FORT MEADE, Md. — One person was killed in a firefight that erupted Monday after a car with two people tried to ram a gate at the Fort Meade, Md., military base near a gate to the National Security Agency, according to preliminary reports cited by two U.S. officials.

The officials said a firefight ensued after the car tried to crash the gate, and at least one of the two people in the car died.

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A U.S. law enforcement official told CBS News that officials believe the two people who rammed the gate were men dressed as women.

A federal law enforcement official told CBS News that cocaine and a weapon were found in or near the vehicle.

Just a word about the bolded text, which I find a bit weird. It makes it sound like NSA was attacked by a couple of high transvestites.

I dunno. Weird.

Just one update real quick: CBS News now reports the following:

One of the suspects who was shot in the incident was identified as Kevin Fleming of Baltimore, U.S. law enforcement sources told CBS News. Fleming, who was hospitalized, has a lengthy criminal record including for assault.

So we can stop the speculation about jihadists and Muslim jokes.

UPDATE: Heard on the news this morning that these idiots were in a nearby hotel partying, probably got high and drunk there, and went on a joy ride that ended up at the agency.

Two criminal morons + drugs + car = NSA police making a colander of at least one of them.

6 responses

  1. I’m deeply concerned that these people might have been officials high in the Hillary 2016 Campaign…

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  2. Wait – aren’t drugged-out transsexuals are on the NSA’s side? Maybe the attackers were just dressed as trannies.

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  3. Men dressed as women in hajibs?

    Inquiring minds wanna know.

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  4. Of all the places in the world I would rather NOT start something near, the HQ of No Such Agency ranks rather high. Higher, in fact, than the CIA HQ in Langley. I don’t know what The Authorities ™ will do with the two shmoos, but were I in charge I think i’d want a medical opinion on whether they had functioning brains, just out of curiosity.

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  5. Sounds like they were “Drag Racing” thru the NSA gate!

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  6. Wait – what? Two prohibited possessors – with guns – try to invade Ft. Meade, or some such thing? Better disarm you and me to keep us all safe….

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