Newsflash: We’re stupid!

I’m probably going to piss off a whole lot of you with this post, but you know what? I don’t care. I’m in a mood, so I’ll tell you right now – you’re free to disagree. If I see one post telling me how you’re offended by what I’ve said, and you will no longer read my blog, I’ll tell you to go eat a very large, fat bag of dicks. That’s how much I give a shit.



A few days ago, there was a report about a high school that was holding “Foreign Language Week.” As part of that educational curriculum, the school decided to read the Pledge of Allegiance in foreign languages, including Arabic.

Well, you can imagine the clutching of the pearls, and the shitting of the pants that resulted!

One parent claims the New York State Department of Education has regs that specifically state the Pledge of Allegiance should be read in English.

People who lost loved ones in Afghanistan (where they don’t speak Arabic, but whatever) got upset, as did Jews.

Students Tweeted. Parents screeched.

The result? The entire idea was scrubbed. That means students wouldn’t hear the pledge in Italian, French, Russian, or any other language.

So much for education.

What the hell is the matter with this country? Have we become such a nation of pansies that we can’t even allow learning and education to interfere with our delicate sensibilities? Dog forbid something offends us!

We can’t learn Arabic, because ihaverelativeswhodiedinafghanistan / imjewish / imchristian / thisisamericalearnenglishdammit!

We can’t learn about Islam, because imoffended / imchristian / imjewish / theyattackedourcountry / sendthembackiftheyrefusetointegrateintoourculture.

We certainly can’t learn about the history of Pagans or have anything resembling a pentagram on a school bus, because SATAN!

And in order to ensure that no precious Snowflake feels slighted, we have begun demanding the infantilization of our adult populations… “safe spaces,” so no one’s experiences are invalidated – even if those experiences involve Twitter Trauma and imaginary slights stemming from society’s lack of sensitivity toward treasured punkins who are just not capable of adapting to the cruel world that won’t give them the pony they’re entitled to!

Oh ferfuckssake!

Believe it or not, Islam is part of this world’s history, and Arabic is actually a language spoken by millions of people.

Banning the knowledge of its existence or exposure to it from American classrooms makes your kids sub-educated and ignorant. Is it any wonder most high school students can’t point out Sudan on a map?

Reciting the pledge in a different language, doesn’t mean you eschew English in America’s classrooms. It’s a way to expose your precious snowflakes to other languages and cultures. No matter what language you use to recite the pledge, you’re still pledging allegiance to America – to that nation that you all purport to love, but insist on keeping in the bowels of ignorance.

And by the way… the pledge – that bunch of words you all claim to hold so dear – you probably don’t know this, but it was composed by Francis Bellamy, a Christian socialist *GASP*!

The original pledge read as follows, until 1954 when Congress added the words “under God” to it: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Why don’t you boneheads focus on learning about the world around you? Explore various languages and religions. Learn history – because believe it or not, religion is a huge part of history. Education is not indoctrination, and if you fear exposing your child to new ideas, because they might *GASP!* change their faith or become curious about other cultures, generally means your own faith in both your religion and your child isn’t too strong.

Frankly, I don’t give a damn what language you recite the Pledge in – as long as you mean it. As long as your love and your allegiance to the ideals of this country are real. No, that doesn’t mean I think you should recite a pledge of allegiance to your government, or to the idiot politicians sitting around slowly grinding the gears of this nation to a halt. You should recite it as a commitment to the ideals on which this nation was built: courage, self sufficiency, individual freedoms, limited government, limitless opportunities, and the ability to achieve and succeed by your own efforts, intellect, and commitment.

Everything else… get real!

You haven’t stopped any indoctrination by getting the idea tossed out of your high school. You’ve simply prevented them from learning.



10 responses

  1. I feel deeply offended that those people that got offended feel so offended at non-offensive stuff that offends some people who sometimes get offended. And then the sometimes-offensive Russian beauty who owns this modestly offensive blog offensively took the offense against offended people with their offensive offensivenes – that I found so highly offensive.

    So let’s just agree that offensiveness can be as equally offensive as those offensive languages that sometimes offend people who get offended – and take the offense against these offensively offended people.




  2. I am just wondering why you people dont come up with your own pledge and leave something God inspired alone. Why cant moslums chant their own nonsense and leave the real God alone? I think it should only be said in it original english just like the Bible.


    1. Mr. Hardin, ISWYDT….



  3. Sorry Nicki, but you spent way too much effort being offended by those people who were offended over nothing.


    1. Who’s offended? The people who forced the school to shut down a valid language program? I’m not offended. I’m appalled at the stupid b


  4. As I started reading this I thought, damn, I’m going to tell her I’m offended. Then, as I read on, I realized we agree on this. Good for us!

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  5. It’s a pity, in a way, that the people who oppose the Pledge are always proselytizing Atheists, which is to say jerks. There are so many good reasons to be against the practice of reciting it in school. The addition of “Under God” is disrespectful of the original author. The practice smacks of the kind of flag-kissing fascism common when Mitchell Palmer was running amok. It stirs up pointless controversy and wastes time and energy the schools could be directing toward teaching the little bastards how to read.

    Ah, well.

    As for the exercise of reciting the pledge in assorted languages, that sounds to me like the sort of pseudo-educational tripe that school administrators love. Basically harmless, but also fundamentally pointless.


  6. Busybodies look for reasons to be “offended.” They should be giving thanks that they have so few actual problems something like this can motivate them to action.


  7. Back in the ’60s we used to call such people Tender Plants. They were classed with retards, spazes and kids who were allergic to everything. Slightly higher on the IQ and coordination, but still to be dismissed by normal people.

    A week or two ago, there was an article about a group that wanted to ban clapping because the noise was frightening to a few people. You were supposed to display “jazz hands” instead.

    Nicki, there are people out there a lot sicker than you and me.

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