Please let me get off the crazy bus!

What is it they always say? Never discuss politics or religion on the first date, right? I generally violate both these rules on a near daily basis on this blog, because, well, it’s my blog, and I can.

I’ve never let anyone who may be easily butthurt alter my course, because, well, it’s my blog.

And I’ve never shied away from calling out every frothing fundamentalist fruitcake of any stripe and stomping on their petty little feelings. That includes froth-flecked atheists who get chafed labia at the very sight of a cross or the sound of a prayer and frenzied fucktards who leave fake tips to spread the message of GAWD to some poor schmuck of a waiter who makes $2.50/hour.

Lately, dealing with house and financial issues, I’ve blogged about little else. Been kind of preoccupied, ya know?

But my buddy Chris knows just what it takes to bring me back on track (frankly, I suspect he simply wants to see my head explode at frothing fundamentalist fruitcake insanity), so he refers me to this – ostensibly satanic symbols on a school bus, or fucking brake lights to those of us who are somewhat grounded in reality.

Robyn Wilkins snapped a photo when she noticed the shape of an upside down, five-pointed star outlined in the brake lights of a school bus that was stopped in Cordova.

“Anyone who fears a God, if not God and Jesus Christ, should be outraged,” Wilkins said.

She says Christians should be outraged that a symbol that looks like a pentagram would be allowed in the design of a vehicle used to transport children to public schools.

I wish this was The Onion, but it’s not. This drooling fuck weasel is actually outraged at this.

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See? This is why we can’t have nice things.

Now, most of us normal critters simply look at the brake lights and say, “Oh! The bus is stopping. We should probably do the same.”

The more creative of us will say, “Hey look! Little stars on the brake lights. Cute!”

But screeching fundatards, who have nothing better to do with their time, will immediately fly into a froth-flecked rage over a simple design and claim it’s some kind of a subliminal satanic symbol.

This particular simple-minded crackpot says Christians should be offended that their children are being transported to school in a bus that has Pagan symbols on it! I suppose her twat is also chafed at the fact that the five-pointed star is also a symbol of Christianity associated with the birth Jesus Christ when the wise men followed a star toward Jerusalem in search of the new-born King, and from there to Bethlehem – to the very location where Jesus was born. The original pentagram (sans circle) was used to represent the five wounds of Jesus, the five senses, the five joys that Mary had of Jesus, and the five virtues of knighthood. And the upside-down star appeared on an LDS temple in Illinois. I don’t think anyone can accuse Mormons of not fearing God or Jesus Christ!

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It wasn’t even until the 19th century that all of a sudden an occult author and “magician” decided to ascribe evil to the inverted star! So this drooling nimrod is offended by a symbol that wasn’t even considered “evil” until an occult writer grabbed a hold of it and declared it so! Ferpetessake!

In other words, the star, pentagram, or whatever you want to call it has been around for ages, and it amuses me (or disgusts me) to see ignorami glom onto a “definition” created by a “magician,” whom they would normally shun as yet another devil worshiping heathen, in order to drool their outrage.

But most of all, it’s just an innocent design – at least to those of us who aren’t FUCKING CRAZY and looking for something to get offended about!

You want to be outraged? Be outraged about a Christian pastor being imprisoned and beaten in Iran! Be outraged at the Islamic State threatening to kill Christians if they don’t convert! Be outraged at Christian prosecution in Laos. Be outraged at any number of outrages going on in the world against all sorts of people!

But this?

This ass-chapping retardery that somehow became a news story over a stupid break light?

Someone needs a hobby.

12 responses

  1. I rode on a bus like that once. It made me want to rape and kill and maim.
    Oh, you also get extra points for ‘ignorami’ which, as you know, is the newest cult out of LA. Hope you and yours are well; and good luck on the house.

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    1. LOL! Thanks! We’re OK… getting by, mostly, but OK.

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  2. Bus must go to onna them “Common Core” schools!

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  3. Do the Satanists make the Christians sit at the back of the bus?

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    1. And genuflect every time the brake lights come on.

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  4. “Someone needs a hobby.”

    Now that I’ve wiped the coffee off my screen… I used to shake my head when I heard about such stupidness. Not so much any more.

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  5. This lady’s right! These lights are of the devil and they piss me off! (Good luck on the house.)

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  6. Clearly somebody already HAS a hobby; being a flaming nuisance to her betters (i.e. pretty much everybody else). And why should she not? After all, plenty of work-shy bums get lauded in the Public Press by making spectacles of themselves over idiocy like Occupy Wall Street (we should have made them keep it). Why not her too?

    What she NEEDS is to have her medications adjusted.

    Possibly with a tire-iron.

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  7. Soooo…only the RIGHT brake light is satan-y?!? Cuz the left one is crooked? Christian kids have to sit on the right side of the bus? I’m confused now!

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  8. At they don’t drag you off the crazy bus and shoot you if you can’t recite the Lord’s Prayer, like al-shabab does.
    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/11/23/kenya-deputy-president-condemns-extremist-killings-28-non-muslim-bus-passengers/

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  9. I wonder what this pea wit would day about the Medal of Honor?

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