Remember Original Keyless?

That fraud of a company owned by a Nicole Cucuzza that tried to steal my money without sending me merchandise and then ignored all attempts at communication until I outed her scamming ass?

Well guess who got a letter from the Office of the Arizona Attorney General today!

On behalf of State of Arizona, the Arizona Attorney General’s Office filed a lawsuit against the owners of Original Keyless. Our office alleged that the defendants violated the Arizona Consumer Fraud Act. the Company has ceased operations, but we are seeking refunds for customers as well as an order prohibiting future illegal practices.

Yep. The swindling shrewย is getting sued.

Karma. She’s a harsh bitch, but ya gotta love her

9 responses

  1. Sounds like the festering yeast-infected fuckmuppet had better start working her way up through the gamut of dildo sizes in preparation for a long stint of prison fist fuckings coming down the pike.

    PS: Can I say that here? If not, please delete it post haste and my apologies.


    1. Of COURSE you can say that! It’s highly encouraged, actually!


  2. Oh, I just found this (possibly) juicy little tidbit… It would seem that her business partner in crime, James Kozlowski, was trying to scam solicit donations through a funding site in order to get their truck repaired. The plot thickens…๐Ÿ™‚


  3. You want to see what kind of “professional” her douchebag business partner is? Read the “Cancellations” section of the site linked below and see his replies to people who called him out on his shitty service and lack of communication. The BBB should be alerted to this fuckbucket’s version of “customer service”, when it comes to dealing with anything other than “5-star reviews”, which probably come from sockpuppets.

    Apparently he was unsuccessful in scamming donations to replace the engine in his “fleet” (Read: One used F-450) and only does jobs that involved driving other people’s vehicles from Point A to Point B.


    1. Holy shit, dude! This is fantastic! I wonder if I can send this to the AG’s office as a connected business!


  4. Ahhh, always warms my cold heart to see rip-off artists getting their comeuppance.

    B.C., I see you’ve been taking language lessons from Nicki. Heh.


    1. Oh noooooo! BC is quite capable of brilliant destructive verbiage on his own! He’s like my brother in arms, so to speak!


  5. I guess I should use my full name at times when there are folks who haven’t hung around the old Rott. As a full disclosure, Morris, the nom de plume that most people know me by around the ‘Nets is “B.C., Imperial Torturer”. ๐Ÿ˜‰ I’ve mellowed out quite a bit over the years, but I can still break into colorful “creative invective” whenever the need arises.๐Ÿ˜›

    PS: I’ll leave the reason for my being bestowed with the exalted title by His Most Heinous & Highness, Emperor Misha, for others to explain.๐Ÿ˜€


    1. They’ll just have to check it out!๐Ÿ˜‰


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