I will admit I have Comcast. I haven’t had a problem with them, and their customer service, and I’ve had Comcast for probably 10 years. I have NEVER, EVER had anything like this experience! This guy needs a kick in the nuts.
This is a painful, whining, stalky, clingy ex, begging his girlfriend to not leave him – PROMISING he will no longer be a douchebag! This was quite possibly the most awkward, uncomfortable eight minutes I have ever had to listen to!
Please! Don’t leave me! I’m the best you’ll ever have! I’ll give you anything you want! Don’t go away!
Ryan Block – the guy who was calling to cancel his service – gave this sniveling moron way too much of his time.
After two minutes, my answer would have been: “I want to speak to your manager now, you whining dipshit. You either put me on with a supervisor, or I will personally hunt your stupid ass down and rip the confirmation of my cancellation of service out of your urethra. With a set of garden shears.”