Monthly Archives: June, 2014

How About We Regulate Alcohol And Cigarettes Like We Regulate Firearms?

How about a waiting period for that bottle of vodka you want to buy?

Stephen King thinks we should regulate firearms the way we regulate booze and cigs.

How about we regulate alcohol and tobacco the way we regulate firearms? Bet Stephen King would squeal like a pig.

via How About We Regulate Alcohol And Cigarettes?.


Some feminists are seriously twisted sows (UPDATED)

Have you heard of the #YesAllWomen hashtag? apparently it’s a thing. Twitter has been all aglow with it ever since  Elliot Rodger went on a murder spree in Isla Vista before taking his own life. Apparently precious Snowflake, spawn of Hunger Games assistant director Peter Rodger, just wasn’t having any success with women (read: he was a socially deficient virgin), so he took his rage out on six innocent students from UC Santa Barbara.

Now, Rodger’s victims were both male and female. As a matter of fact, four of the six fatalities were men: Cheng Yuan “James” Hong, 20; George Chen, 19; and Weihan “David” Wang, 20, and Christopher Ross Michaels-Martinez, 20.  Two women and Martinez were shot to death. The other three were fatally stabbed.

But despite the fact that Rodger killed more men than he did women, and used a knife in half the murders, feminists – or as I like to call them, The Vagina Warriors – appropriated the victimhood all for themselves. They started tossing around identity (and sexual plumbing) politics like it was cool. Rodger was the product of this country’s “rape culture.” “All women” have been harassed by men. #YesAllWomen are apparently victims. Because being a victim is cool. Being a victim makes you part of a club – a club of women whose entire identity is based on their perceived victimhood. And goddamit, if they weren’t victimized, they’re going to find a way to procure a victim status!

Except when it comes to this.

feminist morons

A photo of this shitbag – Jeremy Meeks – went viral last week, after the 30 year old convicted felon got arrested on five weapons-related charges and one gang-related one.

A handsome mug shot of a Northern California man arrested on felony weapons charges has gone viral on social media, attracting more than 33,000 “likes” and drawing comments praising his high cheek bones, chiseled face and striking blue eyes.

Jeremy Meeks, 30, a convicted felon, was arrested Wednesday on five weapons charges and one gang charge, according to Officer Joseph Silva, a spokesman for the Stockton Police Department.

And this was the reaction of thousands of women, who saw the photo and decided this foul piece of detritus was worthy of their lust. Worse yet, such feminist icons as Versace could be paying this bag of shit as much as $30,000 per month modeling for them, despite the gangland tattoos. One modeling agency even says that the teardrop tattoo (indicating this pig killed someone) is “edgy and sexy.”

Really! Sorry, but I find nothing edgy or sexy about a murderer. But then again, I’m not a member of the Sisterhood of the Golden Twat.

And then there’s this little tidbit from none other than Oprah, who has reportedly agreed to pay the felon’s $900,000 bail. Yeah, this is the same Oprah who banned the word “bitch” from her networks because SEXISM!

“Jeremy is so beautiful. He’s really one of the most gorgeous men I’ve ever seen.” Said Winfrey. “I saw his picture while I was checking my Twitter, and my heart skipped a beat. He is practically the definition of the word ‘sexy’.”

You know what happens when I check my Twitter feed and see that kind of shit? My lunch makes a repeat appearance – all over my keyboard.

So get this straight, folks:

  1. Rape is bad, unless it’s rape by a hot convicted felon with gang tattoos.
  2. Violent crime is bad, but forgivable when someone is so sexy.
  3. #YesAllWomen are victims, unless they want to be violated by a future fashion model.

Thanks for clearing that up, feminists.

UPDATE: A bit of good news. Apparently the story about Oprah posting bail for the shitbag above is a hoax.

The bogus report read: “The internet was abuzz this past week when a mug shot of accused arms dealer Jeremy Meeks hit the web, making women swoon and men jealous over his movie-star good looks.”

The original apparently appeared on something called Empire News – a satire site I’ve never heard of – but it was picked up by others. Thankfully that story turned out to be untrue! However,  thousands and thousands of women are still creaming themselves over this guy. UGH!

Open Letter to the Cabbies in DC

Dear Cabbies –

I have used your services on many occasions… well, if you can call the malodorous, third-world careening through the streets of DC and Northern Virginia a “service.”

Yeah, I’m talking to you idiots, who can’t be bothered to use deodorant on a 100+ degree day, who drive around with the windows closed all day, blasting some savage ululation that passes for music in your world, and who take the longest way possible to get me where I’m going – whether because you want to charge me as much as possible, or you’re just too stupid to pull out your goddamn Google Maps on your phone. Yeah, I’m talking to you.

Today you decided that you would protest. You didn’t protest any infringement on your rights. You didn’t protest injustice.

No, you’re much more noxious and evil than that, you pernicious cockgobblers.

You protested innovation. You protested competition. You protested choice – the ability of your customers to choose the service that best suits their needs. You, in fact, protested freedom – the freedom your customers are entitled to – the freedom to choose with whom they want to do business.

You pitched a hissy fit, because you couldn’t compete with companies like Uber and Lyft. Your noxious, gag-inducing jalopies and your lack of knowledge of the environs, and your inability to abide by the traffic laws, which you apparently just take as nothing but suggestions, and your nauseating lack of regard for other drivers as you lurch in and out of traffic on the local roads, couldn’t possibly compete with the clean, polite, accommodating Uber, whose well-dressed, eloquent drivers are there within minutes, know the area, and get you where you need to go quickly and without drama.

So instead of improving your services, learning how to drive and taking a goddamn shower, you protest the very existence of the competition and try to destroy it.


And in the process you cause gridlock in what already is the most gridlocked city in the nation, you assholes!

You think that endears you to us?

You think that will make us, the customers, use your services – force us to conform to your mediocrity?

No. Ain’t happening.

You certainly will not hold us hostage to your pathetic inability to provide a quality service.

What you will do is piss us off and ensure we will never use you again. I, for one, will make damn sure that if I need a ride, I will call Uber or Lyft. I will make damn sure that none of you pernicious dickwaffles ever get my business again.

Others feel the same way I do, apparently.

You offer shitty, overpriced non-service. You stink. You drive like monkeys on meth. And instead of improving your service to compete with these other organizations, you union thugs want to hold us hostage by tying up traffic in what is arguably the most gridlocked city in the United States?

Screw you!

Here’s hoping  your worthless asses go broke.

If one of you worthless shitslurpers ever offers me a ride, all you will get is a big, fat finger.

The jokes write themselves

U.S. Naval War College professor pulls Weiner.

A text message conversation with a photo of a penis from May and with the Newport, Rhode Island, college’s professor John Schindler’s name atop it was circulated on Twitter early Monday. It’s unclear who posted it.

A blogger sent a complaint to the War College’s administration. The college’s president has ordered an investigation.

The guy was also a former NSA analyst.

Seriously. Anthony Weiner, a/k/a Carlos Danger, would be proud.

One has to wonder if there’s some freaky compulsion that forces these guys to whip out their puds and wave them around on Twitter for all to see.

I can see Weiner… he’s a politician. Skinny, big nosed, awkward, and narcissistic – an incongruent combination of ego and insecurity that compels him to self destruction. After all, this douchebag was a Congressman. He had this power… this fame… but at the end of the day, he had to stare at his gawky, awkward frame in the mirror every night, probably wondering how a woman as hot as his wife could possibly want him.

But this guy?

John Schindler was ostensibly intelligent, educated, erudite, and most of all… he had to be discreet! He had to know how to keep a low profile! You don’t work at the Fort as an analyst without knowing how to keep secrets and how to use discretion.

And yet…

You have this guy’s wiggleworm wagging all over social media.

What. The. Hell.

Dude! Get help!


Gun Grabbers Getting Desperate

In a recent article, a Kostard compared gun owners to the fundamentalist savages who are currently wreaking havoc in Iraq – ISIS.

Aside from the fact that they’re monumentally repugnant and shameless in their froth-flecked zeal to paint gun owners with the broad brush of extremism, they’re also pathetic.

The stench of desperation is upon them. Read more at today’s JPFO alert below.

via Gun Grabbers Getting Desperate.

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