Stupidest thing uttered by politician this week

That dubious honor goes to Nanny Bloomberg – the gun-banning, soda-limiting, salt-hating tyrant from New York, who has decided to dub himself saint.

In an interview with the New York Times, Bloomberg asserted he was doing God’s work by controlling every aspect of his subjects’ lives.

“I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close,” Bloomberg said.

Thank goodness I’ve already decided I’m going to hell. I going, buying a hotel and charging extra for air conditioning, bitches! Because if that oozing hemorrhoid in the asshole of life is off to heaven, it would be an unbearable place to spend eternity.

No thanks.

11 responses

  1. Only one destination where no interview is required. So this commie got it half right. Hope he enjoys the heat.

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  2. Him and plastic Shannon were on the Today show at 0705 local. Still into my first cup when the screams of lying asshole woke up the wife and scared two dogs and a cat. They shouldn’t do that before at least 0800. And the gullible liberal idiot pisswits hung on every word like he was God.

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  3. jackwilliamfinley

    OK. I would have sworn he couldn’t be a bigger douche than he already was and I’m man enough to admit I was wrong and would have lost that bet. This guys feet MUST be made of Godiva Chocolate, it’s the only thing that makes any sense.

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  4. Sorry I haven’t been around for the last week, Nicki. We lost a very close friend (she’d been best friends with my wife for 60 YEARS and her husband has been my best friend for 46!) last week in Katy, TX (just west of Houston.) She was a lifelong diabetic and went in for angioplasty on her legs, flat-lined and was allowed to go by her husband of 47 years. A sad time for us all.

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    1. Oh, no! I’m so so sorry to hear that! That’s horrible news. You’re in our thoughts over here. Tragic. Please accept my condolences and good vibes to you and your friends.

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      1. Appreciated, Nicki. It was a sore loss for us all–but especially to her two adopted children and her husband. We sat with them through the loss of a daughter through miscarriage in 1968 and the loss of a son who only lived 24 hours in 1971. Instead of going through that again, they adopted a son and daughter, 4 years apart. Jim is now 45 and Jennifer will be 41 soon. She and her husband are like brother and sister to my wife and I. A sad time for us all. Her husband, btw, is a 101st Airborne, Vietnam vet.

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  5. Ms. Nicki- I disagree… have you read this “The Fortify & Unite Communities to Keep Veterans’ External Threats Secure Act (H.R. 1874)” THIS is the stupidist most arrogent and treasonous piece of garbage to come out of a politician’s cesspool of a ind in a long, long time…I just HOPE its a joke…

    Bloomberg is doing what he and all his rich politician buddies always do, buying his way in.

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    1. Yeah – so pissed I can’t spell…

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    2. You do know that was the Duffelblog, right? Look at the acronym. It was a hoax.

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  6. He really is a sanctimonious P.O.S., isn’t he?

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  7. He’s not conceited at all is he? He is a douche of supertanker proportions. St Peter is going to be at the gate with force of armed Marines telling Bloomberg to piss off! It really never ceases to amaze me just how arrogant and self-righteous each of this liberal types are. I just wonder what is going to come spewing forth for the maws of the deluded asshats next…..

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