This is getting ridiculous (UPDATED WITH A NOTE TO THE NUTBAGS) (DETERMINED TO BE A FAKE)

One media outlet reports that authorities in Killeen, TX are investigating an IED!

Killeen PD received a call just after 9 a.m. from a man who said there was something taped to his truck when he left his home in the 1500 block of North Gray St.

He sent police a picture of the device and they were able to identify it as an IED. Police then contacted the EOD on Fort Hood, who also identified it as an IED.

Fort Hood EOD is en route to the scene to assist.

There’s no indication that this has anything to do with yesterday’s shooting, but still…

Dear humans – could you please STOP being assholes for a while?

KTHXBAI

UPDATE: I needed to post this update, because I’m already seeing the tinfoil dumbshits crawl out of the woodwork. Before It’s News regularly links to my blog, and some of the comments I get are…

…oh dear gawd.

They can’t stop being assholes, they are too far into the matrix and being mind controlled and manipulated. You should know by now that this is the government doing it’s dirty work.

This is why I feel I need to address the conspiritards. Frankly, I wish they didn’t visit this blog at all, but there’s not much I can do to stop them, so the only other thing I can do is just ridicule them until they stop.

Dear Tin Foil Hat-Wearing Dildo –

There is no matrix. The CIA does not have a chip in your head. The chemtrails do not contain mind-control drugs. And you really need to stop embarrassing the human race. And by the way, there’s a difference between “it’s” and “its.” Learn it.

Love and kisses,

Me

ANOTHER UPDATE: So apparently some asshole decided to play an elaborate prank.

The device, a piece of pipe with wires attached, was intentionally made to look like a pipe bomb but was, in fact, inert and contained no explosive hazard, Carroll Smith, Killeen police spokeswoman said.

A News 10 reporter at the scene said people in the area heard a loud boom at about 1 p.m. as bomb experts from Fort Hood were studying the device.

Smith said the boom was the result of a test and not the device actually exploding.

It was that test that resulted in the Fort Hood experts concluding there was no explosive hazard.

Now, what kind of douche rocket would do something like this, especially after the incident in the area yesterday, and after Hasan’s terrorist massacre a few years back? Just what kind of assclown do you have to be?

10 responses

  1. I think this falls into the category of “Criminal Mischief.”
    Realllly, people…get a grip!

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  2. What the hell is the matter with people? Does this happen in other militaries? How about our enemies; do the terrorists ever crack up? Seems like some inbred Al Queda goatfucker in some cave would have more cause to do this, yet you never hear of it. Of course they don’t get NPR in the cave…

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  3. […] found this at Bring the heat, Bring the Stupid and the Liberty Zone which link to KCEN and KXXV in Killeen, Texas, outside Fort Hood’s […]

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  4. By the end of the day they will probably have the whole town sheltering in place! Those people have got to be feeling like they are living on a damn razor!

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  5. Yeah, but to be fair, that “it’s/its” thing gets me every now and again, too, especially if you don’t watch autocorrect.

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    1. Why yeeeeessssss, it does. I seem to remember having a prolonged debate with you about it one day! :-p

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  6. I think we passed ridiculous a while back with the banning of pressure cookers after the Boston Marathon bombing. We are now well into the realm of obscenely absurd.

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    1. I heard that some stores stopped selling them (stupid enough on its own), but I’d heard nothing about an actual pressure cooker ban. AYFKM??

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    2. Nicki, some college students signed a petition to ban them. The money extorted from us spent on education is well spent.

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