Pop Tart Gun Ban Could be a Thing of the Past in Florida

How many times have we read or heard about “zero tolerance sense” stupidity that was so assnumbingly dumb, it made us want to punch a wall?

Maybe this is the start of something better.

via Pop Tart Gun Ban Could be a Thing of the Past in Florida.

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  1. I agree. It truly is a sad commentary on modern society that such legislation is needed because people are so damned afraid our their own shadows.

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    1. I know, right? Good god!

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  2. When pop tarts are outlawed…

    You can have my pop tart when you pry it from my cold, pudgy fingers.

    Pop tart control is not about pop tarts… its about control.

    The right to keep and bear pop tarts shall not be infringed!

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  3. A decent start. Of course what’s really needed is a bill that says, in effect “Any school functionary who invokes a ‘zero tolerance’ policy as an excuse for imposing excessive punishment on a child for acting like a child shall be instantly terminated from their position for ostentatious stupidity, and their retirement benefits (if any) shall revert to the State, nor shall they afterwards be eligible for employment by any government agency within the State.”

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