So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

It’s about time Piers Morgan took a hike.

Arrogant Euro-snob Piers Morgan bade a farewell to his American CNN audiences Friday after tanking his show’s ratings for several years with preachy rhetoric, boring harangue and abuse of guests with whom he disagreed.

via So Long and Thanks for All the Fish.

11 responses

  1. few will miss him, few were watching!

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  2. Good job, Nicki. Morgan is an absolutely despicable person without a single, redeeming characteristic.

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  3. Let’s pitch in a send him a nice bunch of poison ivy.

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  4. Keep him. Please. We thought we were rid of him for good.

    Piers Morgan is a man who managed to get himself fired from the notoriously left-wing Mirror for faking (badly) pictures of British troops abusing prisoners in Iraq. The lefty line at the time was that abuse *must* be taking place, but there was no actual evidence of it, so Morgan decided to fake some and present it in a widely circulated national newspaper as cold, hard fact.

    There’s no lie he won’t tell to advance his agenda, no tactic he won’t stoop to to discredit his opponents and no ad hominen attack he won’t resort to to distract his audience from listening to any contrary evidence.

    CNN did Britain a big favour by being daft enough to hire him after the Mirror decided he was too dirty for them. Why would we want him back? Why would anybody?

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    1. Oh, no no no no no, my friend! He’s all yours!🙂

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  5. Clearly the best course of action is to send him to Canada in retaliation for Justin Bieber.

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    1. LOL. Now THAT would be cruel and unusual punishment! Go for it!

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    2. Now THAT is an idea! Although, I’m not sure I hate Canadians that much!

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  6. Great article. re-blogged at robertsgunshop.blogspot.com

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  7. Gee- wouldn’t be great if a gun owner-shooter-hunter…you know “American” could shoot Mr Morgan – you know “Brit” – with the gun they had in the movie. I admit to enjoying the utter sillines of a Hitchiker’s Guide to the Universe… and if I could use the gun that makes the target see things from the shooter’s viewpoint… Morgan would either finally understand us or provide an example of spontaneous combustion. Win -Win.

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    1. Loved the novel. Hated the movie.

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