Hey, Cupcake! Shut Your Hole!

Having had to deal with a similar situation with She Who Must Not Be Named, I understand what these parents are going through. It’s gratifying to know that the judge in this case told the spoiled brat to shut her ignorant yap.

OK… maybe not in those exact words.

But if you’re wondering what I’m talking about, here’s the short of it:

Cupcake lives with parents.

Parents don’t like Cupcake’s boyfriend. Parents insist Cupcake do some chores. Parents also insist Cupcake follow the rules of the house.

Cupcake flips parents the giant bird, leaves their house two days before her 18th birthday and goes to live with BFF, whose parents are apparently much more permissive than the horrible ogres that are Cupcake’s parents. How could they insist that Cupcake follow their rules! How horrible!

So, parents, figuring their spawn has willingly left the nest, stop paying for Cupcake, which includes school tuition, and refuse to pay for Cupcake’s college.

What does Cupcake do?

Bitch sues her parents. Unsuccessfully, so far.

Sues them for $650 in weekly child support, college tuition, tuition at her private school and legal fees.

The AP has more details.

Rachel Canning had sought immediate relief in the form of $650 in weekly child support and the payment of the remainder of her tuition at Morris Catholic High School, as well as attorney’s fees.

State Superior Court Judge Peter Bogaard denied those motions but ordered the parties to return to court on April 22, when they will present evidence and testimony on the over-arching question of whether the Cannings are obligated to financially support their daughter. Rachel Canning, a high school senior, has already been accepted by at least one college and is seeking to have her parents pay some or all of her tuition, attorney Tanya Helfand told Bogaard Tuesday.

So Cupcake refuses to follow the rules of the house in which she’s living, dates an unacceptable to her parents guy, refuses to help out around the house, gets suspended from school for truancy, moves out and then expects her parents to continue paying for her?

Bitch, please!

And I’m sure BFF’s daddy is only too happy to foot the bill for the lawsuit, since the child support would be going into his pockets.

As an aside… $650 PER WEEK??? That’s child support in New Jersey nowadays? I’m in the wrong damn state, because I get WAY less than that amount PER MONTH here in Virginia!

But back to our story.

The judge in the case basically told the sniveling hemorrhoid to suck it.

In legal parlance, Rachel Canning was seeking an emergency order. But the judge, Morristown Superior Court Judge Peter Bogaard, seemed to sense that the real emergency was the disintegration of the American family and the erosion of parental rights.

“Do we want to establish a precedent where parents live in basic fear of establishing rules of the house?” Bogaard asked, according to published reports.

Now, the details in this story are all in the links I’ve provided above. Cupcake also accuses her father, a retired police chief, of “inappropriate affection,” although the only thing an independent investigator found was that Cupcake is an entitled, spoiled, rotten little twunt. And she accuses her mother of making comments about her weight, causing her to develop bulimia.

Oh poor baby! I admit it. I was doing musical theater in college, and I had to maintain a certain weight. Yeah, I was bulimic for several years. But you know what? I blame no one but myself. It wasn’t the overly critical directors, or my mommy constantly harping on my weight. It was me. I did stupid things, and I take full responsibility. I also had the good sense and the will power to stop. And I certainly didn’t sue those who were critical of me for making me that way!

Let me say this. If there was real abuse on the part of the parents, it needed to be handed over to law enforcement for investigation. But as it stands, Rachel Canning was a spoiled rotten little brat who didn’t want to abide by the rules of her parents’ house. She essentially emancipated herself and left their home, and only when she decided she was entitled to some of her parents’ money, did she all of a sudden begin claiming some kind of “inappropriate affection” on the part of her father. Sounds suspicious, to say the least.

But further than that…

I’ve been there and done that.

She Who Must Not Be Named pulled that shit with some regularity when she was living with me and her father. When she didn’t get her way, she wasn’t above screeching, “ABUSE!” When she was told to help out around the house and abide by the rules, she refused, and when she was told to leave (she was a legal adult at the time), she refused not only to unass the AO, but also to relinquish the keys to the vehicle she was borrowing from her father and me after she had wrecked the one we were helping her finance. She threatened to call the police and report supposed abuse when I took her arm to escort her out of my home, and when I grabbed the phone and dialed 9-1-1 for her, she all of a sudden grew shy and decided she didn’t want to report us after all. The police arrived anyway (because that’s what happens when you call 9-1-1), and she proceeded to accuse me and her father of being abusive, drunken drug users – a claim that was so ludicrous and downright hysterical, that the officers who arrived at the scene offered to take her to the local nuthouse for observation.

Later, after She Who Must Not Be Named left the house, met a guy at a stripper joint where she was working and shat out a kid by him, I gave her another chance and allowed her to come back and stay with me temporarily, because she claimed the boyfriend was abusive, and she wanted to find a job and become independent. After a month of sitting on her ass in my house, eating me out of house and home, taking advantage of my hospitality and doing little more than watching TV, I demanded she find a job. The plan was that she would save some money (since she had no expenses), get a place of her own for her and the kid, and get on her feet. Things deteriorated quickly, as entitled princess got a job in a restaurant, began working late (and buying drugs with the tips she made) and informed me and the kids one night that we just weren’t doing enough to help her, and that we all should be grateful for being allowed to watch her offspring until after midnight (when the kids had school, and I had to get up at 0400 for my two hour commute to work the next day). And that if she was such a burden to us, she was just going to go back and live with her oh-so-abusive boyfriend (note the threat in that tone) and it would be all. our. fault.

Needless to say my reply was to boot her the hell out of my house.

So should parents be forced to pay their adult children’s way, while their adult children do whatever the hell they want?

Fuck no!

Much like any investor, parents should expect anyone for whom they pay to abide by their rules. If the leech lives in their house, eats their food and takes advantage of their good graces, the leech must do as its benefactors say as long as said leech lives under their roof. It’s called being accountable to people who support you.

If not, get the fuck out, Cupcake! No one owes you a living. No one owes you college tuition. No one owes you anything. You are an adult. You made your choices.

Now shoo!

As far as I’m concerned, this little twit should be forced to pay her parents’ court costs as well!

As for BFF’s parents… it’s quite obvious they were looking for a payoff. After all $650 per week doesn’t grow on trees!

9 responses

  1. When I flew the parental coop (under circumstances which, while a little less than 100% amicable, were nowhere near as degenerated and disordered as those pertaining to the spoiled New Jersey brat), I got myself a place which had far, far less creature comforts than the BFF’s parents are providing. Even adjusting for constant dollars, it was far, far less than the $650 per week now to which Rachel (insists that she) is entitled.

    And I was working at a job during the day and going to school at night.

    Hey, Rachel, you’ll do a lot better if you rough it for a few years, work yourself out of debt, save up your money, and make make something of yourself without having to depend upon the parents or your BFF or your BFF’s sugardaddy.

    Because your mentality of entitlement is just a half-step above a mentality of slavery. You may think that you are in control by bringing this lawsuit, but the fact is that your life is everyone’s but your own.

    If you want to live a life of your own, then you will need to build one for yourself.

    Note to Sean and Elizabeth Canning: Have you ever forgotten to put a fish back into the refrigerator, and then come home 2 days later? Do you remember how it smelled? Well, that is why the word “spoiled” is used to describe kids whose desires and impulses have always been blindly and speedily accommodated.

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  2. Good parenting, Nicki.

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  3. Didn’t you get the memo? This pwecious widdle snowfwake is entitled to sponge off everyone. ENTITLED, I say. After all, everyone owes her a living.

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  4. I agree with Nicki’s take on this situation. What this girl really NEEDS is to have been paddled within an inch of her fanny’s life a LONG time ago.

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  5. Also one reason why the parents didn’t pay the parochial school tuition is because said school decided to poke it’s nose into the situation and called the NJ equivalent of Social Services regarding the alleged abuse.

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    1. Which apparently found nothing untoward. I understand that any allegation of abuse needs to be investigated, but really? Precious didn’t get her way, so she decided to screech abuse? Nahhhh. Been there, and done that. Not a good situation to be in.

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    2. My step daughter from my first marriage tried to threaten me with calling Social Services because I raised my voice to her.

      I threw her a quarter and told her to have her clothes packed when they got to the house…she never made the call.

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  6. I would have already called my lawyer to have this twit removed from my will so she will be inheritance free upon my demise, were I her father.

    She obviously wants to be “on her own” so …

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