How much mucus can one face possibly produce?

Apparently quite a bit, if we judge by the amount of snot currently leaking out of my nostrils. How the hell does that much fluid escape one nose? I don’t understand it. I don’t really get why cold viruses have decided to take up residence in my face, because I don’t really provide a very friendly environment for them. I run around a lot. I work hard, and I sleep little. I drink a lot of hot fluids and ingest much vitamin C, and yet, they not only continue to infest my face, but they also appear to be having a bloody party! They’re singing karaoke and line dancing in my sinuses right now, the bastards.

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So until the mucus departs, I’m afraid I’m going to do nothing but stay in bed and be miserable.

And moan.

12 responses

  1. Lucky you; you’ll be sure not to miss Dear Leader’s manifesto tomorrow.
    Just Kidding! Get well soon!

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    1. I watched “Big Bang Theory” re-runs and then went to be early.

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    2. Uh, that’s went to BED early.

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  2. Thanks for sharing your bodily fluids with us.šŸ˜‰ Hope you’re feeling better, soon, sweetie.

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  3. If, or when, you find the cause let me know. Please!

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    1. I have found it. Infected coworkers who are too dedicated to their jobs to go home when they’re not feeling well.

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  4. You have infected coworkers. I get mine from 6 grandkids, who seem to get it in some kind of rotation and variation. My problems is I gallop in between each one with the slight variation of the virus. Yeeeesshh!!

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  5. Suffering from the same problem here, but it’s mostly settled in my chest and causing me to cough up a lot of thick crap. I’ve stayed home from work for the last two days. Yuck!

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    1. Yuck. Feel better. Get Emergen-C. I’ve been guzzling that stuff.

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  6. Think it’s funny–but it’s not!;-)

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  7. Moaning in bed can be A Good Thing.šŸ˜€

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    1. It CAN. In this case it isn’t. Both Rob and I are sick.šŸ˜¦

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