Bob Bateman gets skewered

Y’all remember LTC “Bob” Bateman, right? He’s the hotshot “violence-planner” who penned a cowardly, whining screed about his proposal to destroy the Second Amendment to the US Constitution, and proceeded to impugn the military service of legitimate veterans who questioned him and call others racist, homophobic names for calling him on his Constitutional ignorance.

Many, including me, have called him on his what can only be described as lack of mental capacity, but my buddy Mike Williamson, takes him to task like no other. Give a read. Yes, it’s that Mike Williamson, so you know it will be a fun read.

Moving on, then, to his cute theories of gun control, which aren’t worth dismantling, because they’ve been dismantled ad infinitum. It’s like the junior high kid who can tell you why physicists are wrong about the speed of light, Creationists who can tell you why physicists, astronomers, geologists, biologists and geneticists are all wrong about the age of the Earth, and the guy who wants to insist there’s no racism in America because he lives in an all white town and has never seen any.  It’s crap.

However, his legal and historical interpretations are wrong. The Dick Act doesn’t say that.  The Militia is defined in Title 18, USC, Ch 13, Sec 311, and isn’t what he claims. “Well regulated” had a definition then, and still has a legal definition, and the unorganized militia IS well-regulated.  It doesn’t matter what Bob thinks about that process.  He’s not in Congress, he’s not a SCOTUS Justice, and he’s an ignorant little fuck.  I’m quite happy the facts offend him.

Now, apart from violating the Constitution he swore to uphold and defend, this has another problem:  It is retarded.  It’s also all crap we’ve heard before and laughed at. It’s like the guy in the parking lot telling you what a badass he is, and how he’s going to report you to the cops for taking his space.

That he had to give a lot of thought to this to come up with a retarded solution is not impressive.

What really gets me is that “Bob” spends a lot of time explaining how he’s an expert on violence, and leaning on his rank to bolster his nonexistent credibility on the issue, while oh-so-humbly claiming in a letter to someone who questioned his credentials on the Second Amendment issue, “LTC is not exactly such an exalted rank that one needs to stand upon it.”

Yeah? Then why are you using it, Bobby boy?

Mike excoriates this doucheweasel rather well, so go read.

21 responses

  1. It was rather epic. “Skewering” is such a weak word to use😉

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    1. Well, Mike does curse a lot less than I do!🙂

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    2. Agreed, that was more like flaying then rubbing in salt.

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      1. And soaking in lemon juice, to boot😉

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    3. I would say “impalement” is more the description I would use.

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  2. Skewered indeed he was – on a spit over a bonfire.

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  3. I am just laughing that you only have eight readers.

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    1. And I’m cracking up at your glorious lack of comprehension about how a blog works, which only rivals your ignorance about the Constitution.

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    2. I’m wondering if there’s any subject you do know.

      But you clearly have a lot of free time, a small ego and a weak personality if you can surf the web looking for yourself and making sad responses to blogs. Especially ones you claim you think aren’t relevant.

      Sorry about your small penis.

      My 16 year old daughter still thinks you’re a pussy.

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    3. Yep. Only 8 readers, who just hoisted you by your pink thong, asshole! Have fun!

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    4. Bob, I feel really bad for you, that you are in fact, nothing more than what a real warrior, Richard Marcinko, refers to as a “Can’t Cunt” officer, with a small penis. Perhaps you should seek counseling for your feelings of inadequacy.

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    5. I’m laughing my ass off that Bobbyboo only has 8 brain cells, and 8 millimeters of dick.

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  4. Poor Bob. Must be awful to be such an authoritarian pompous ignoramus and get his precious but fragile ego bubble popped like that. Someone mentioned he belongs in the old Soviet Union. I beg to differ. The Soviets would laugh at him, give him an atomic wedgie, and leave him suspended by the waist of his frilly pink bloomers off the locker room door.

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  5. Eventually, a freighter may carry that tub back to the mainland.

    Someone will publish his address.

    The rest would make for great YouTube material.

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  6. voicemode = Fred Rogers

    Can you say “Article 134” boys and girls? I knew you could.

    /voicemode

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  7. Someone has already published his NYC office address. But, in case you missed it, it’s
    Alliance Defense Marketing Assn.
    520 E. 72 St. Ste. 3-L
    NY, NY 10021

    Someone with so much ignorance of/contempt for US law and for military veterans SHOULD NOT, I repeat, SHOULD NOT be hired to arrange security or any kind of military or paramilitary action for anyone, anywhere, under any circumstance. This man needs a good ol’ fashioned shunning/boycott.

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    1. You mean this turd burglar isn’t active anymore? Oh, well. I was so looking forward to the General Officer Article 15…

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      1. I thought he WAS active. He’s supposedly stationed in the UK. And according to his “look how awesome I am” page, he holds dual citizenship (US/Ireland). How did this turd get a clearance with dual citizenship?

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  8. […] So, there was once this military officer. He wrote this appallingly ignorant essay about how he would limit civilian gun ownership in this country, because GUNS=VIOLENCE, VIOLENCE=BAD, ergo GUNS=BAD! Plus, because of his awesome military experience, he was apparently the only one qualified enough, good enough and honorable enough to be allowed to have modern firearms. And, apparently this genius claims the Second Amendment doesn’t actually say what it says. He was, of course, slammed down pretty hard on these here Internets, including by yours truly, the guys at This Ain’t Hell, and my buddy Mike Williamson. […]

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  9. Wrong Bateman. The one you’re identifying is a guy who claims the “colonel” rank due to his participation in the New York Guard… not National Guard.. just guard – some arbitrary militia unit… And further, he’s under investigation by the OPM for his public reference to his clearance level.

    The LTC Bateman is another bozo who is, purportedly, still active duty. Agreed, most wholeheartedly, about the Article 134. If this bozo had any sense, he’d leave it as a private item, without his rank. The instant he referenced that, or let it be referenced, the vise jaws started opening up for his balls.

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