Ever get tired of the Mediots?

The Onion’s got your back.

The media sucks.


4 responses

  1. I’d say nuke the mediots, but then we run the chance of an atomically-mutated Chris Matthews spouting bullshit bullets at hypersonic speed, and the tingles down his leg generating earthquakes. . .


    1. Aww. Come now. Captain Legthrill can only get better!


  2. They don’t hire them because they’re smart, or necessarily intelligent; just like too many viewers. You could stick that report into a CNN broadcast and there’d be a public outcry for bear control within thirty minutes…with many of the CNN staff demanding immediate action.


  3. Wait, you mean your news broadcasts don’t sound like this all the time? Damn, I need to turn down the volume on my internal narration…


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