America – Land of the Vaginal Sand

As if you needed any more proof that America has become a nation of sand-filled, aching vaginas, look no further than the following two instances of chafed labia.

In the first, a dad who was dropping off his daughter at an elementary school in Mesa, AZ was asked by quivering school administrators not to wear his uniform and gun when delivering his child into the incapable hands of publik skool employees.


Because some parents apparently shat their panties at the sight of an armed, uniformed police officer taking his child to school!

All Scott Urkov did was drop his daughter off at Entz Elementary School. Little did he know that what he was wearing that day would lead to a call from the principal.

“There were some parents who were concerned about that fact that there was a fully armed officer on campus and they spoke to the principal about it,” said Helen Hollands, spokesperson for Mesa Unified School District.

She says the principal spoke with Officer Urkov and asked him not to wear his uniform and gun to school anymore.

It’s just amazing to me that in a nation that was founded on the principles of independence, courage to stand up to tyranny and the vision to explore new frontiers now pisses itself at the sight of a gun!


This happens in one of the few nations left in the world that is free enough to protect its citizens basic right to armed self defense – to recognize that it is the citizens that give government its power, and retain the right to take that power away, by force if need be.

I don’t get it.

How does a nation of warriors who wrestled their independence from imperial control surrender its guts to a band of panty-shitters, whose tits are in such a knot, that they soil themselves at the sight of an armed man dropping his daughter off at school. An armed UNIFORMED police officer!

How does that happen?

And then there’s this.

Sophomore Haley Bullwinkle said when she wore her NRA shirt to Canyon High School last month, she landed in the principal’s office for violating the school’s dress code that forbids offensive, violent or divisive clothing.


Bullwinkle’s father said he emailed the school’s principal to find out why his daughter had to change her shirt.

Principal Kimberly Fricker responded in an email, which said, in part, “The shirt had a gun on it, which is not allowed by school police. It’s protocol to have students change when they’re in violation of the dress code.”

The height of hypocrisy reached new records in this one, given that the high school drill team twirls fake rifles, which are much more palpable and real than the hunter’s silhouette featured on the “offending” t-shirt.

The girl’s father decided to sue the school for being complete pusillanimous twatwaffles, but apparently, the school administrassholes remembered the case of Jared Marcum, and all of a sudden weren’t so keen on having their collective asses handed to them not just in court, but in the public fora, where the outcry from those who actually have a clue would be so huge, and the ass chewing so copious, that a school bus could be freely driven through the anus of Kimberly Fricker.

NRA-ILA reports that Fricker quickly dusted off her lady parts and apologized to the child.

But fact is that this crap shouldn’t be happening! Not in my America!

When the hell did my country get so much sand in its collective vagina that we are scared not just of guns, but of armed police officers dropping their kids off at school and pictures of guns?


4 responses

  1. The parents bothered by the sight of an armed police officer were probably illegal aliens worried about being deported before their kids could get a complete education at US taxpayer expense.


  2. Interesting that the news story does not mention the name of the Principal of Entz Elementary School. I shall now leak this classified secret: His name is Gregory Reid [].

    Hey Gregory, the next time the successors to Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold come to make your school another Columbine, do you intend to ask the police dispatcher to send unarmed cops to your school to deal with it?


  3. I live in the even more liberal neighbor of Mesa (Tempe). I wouldn’t be surprised if that has happened here, too.



  4. This is what you get when you actually WELCOME immigrants from places like California into your neighborhoods who are fleeing the high-tax hell-holes they’ve created. They’ve already screwed up Nevada, Oregon and Washington and are apparently making a stab at Arizona.


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