Drooling ignoramus suspended for being drooling ignoramus

Take a look at this window-licking, cross-eyed dipshit.


If your kids attend the University of Kansas, and are studying journalism, they may have well been taught by this oozing foreskin.

His name is David Guth, and he’s currently on administrative leave for a) being a turd, b) wishing death upon millions of innocent people.

Guth turned to Twitter on Monday in response the a crazed gunman’s rampage at the Navy Yard in Washington D.C., in which 12 perished.

“#NavyYardShooting The blood is on the hands of the #NRA,” tweeted David Guth, who is an associate professor of Journalism at the university’s William Allen White School of Journalism.

“Next time, let it be YOUR sons and daughters, he continued. “Shame on you. May God damn you.”

Yes, a university professor – who, ostensibly should have a little common sense, has decided to publicly wish death upon the children of millions of innocent Americans, who happen to support a constitutional right that has been upheld by several Supreme Court rulings.

In response to a crazed, medicated shitbag, who used a firearm highly recommended by Joe Biden for self defense, who disarmed security personnel whose job it was to protect people on a military installation, where everyone BUT the security personnel was disarmed, and who proceeded to take innocent lives with said stolen weapons, this moronic, slobbering, half-witted imbecile has publicly wished death upon children, because he disagrees with the political views of his parents.

When asked about whether or not he regretted sending that tweet out to the world (after all, liberal shittards must receive every opportunity to take back their words that were obviously typed in the heat of passion and heartbreak), this wad of pedantic fuck said, “Hell, no!”

In response, the university has said “Hell, no!” to his corruption of young minds on its campus.

Now, he hasn’t been dismissed outright, so there’s still a chance this fat colostomy bag of beer shit and corn might come back to teach there. But I would advise you parents, who are shelling money out to this institution of higher learning in order to educate your spawn, might want to drop the university a nice note, telling them to drop this turd and drop it quickly before you withdraw your precious snowflakes and send them elsewhere.

As for David Guth (every time I pronounce that name, I get little flecks of froth on my lips), please just kill yourself. Just don’t use a gun. Try pills. Or a sharp razor. Just remember to cut lengthwise.


9 responses

  1. They’ll squirrel him away for a while until the next headlines make it okay to bring him back…


  2. Look at the bright side, Nicki. Now he can spend more time in his mother’s basement, watching Honeymooner’s re-runs and eating Cheese Doodles. With any luck, maybe she can get him to change the sheets on the pillow and couch bed where he sleeps each night…and maybe – just maybe – he will walk up the steps to the bathroom in her room and take a shower.

    See…I’m always looking at the positive.


    PS: I challenged this “gentleman” to make an attempt to do what he suggested to my family, since I don’t live that far from him…and I’m all about making a person’s dream come true. Haven’t heard back yet. Can’t figure out why…


  3. I almost answered him with, “Is that a threat to me and mine Do I need to come hunt you down in a pre-emptive strike” (my question mark and period keys don’t work)


  4. Some people get real cranky when they can’t get a cheeseburger. I’m thinking his crankiness doesn’t end until he consumes about a half dozen,


  5. The shitbag looks like jabba the hut.


  6. I asked a friend of mine one time if we could just try to educate some one like that and he replied……

    “have you ever tried to polish a turd”



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