Yes, Reince Priebus – There’s a Party Chair Dumber Than You

Her name is Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.

“In both military and diplomatic and political support, there are dozens of nations who had committed to back us up,” she said.

However, Wasserman Schultz said she was not at “liberty to say” specifically what countries have expressed supporting in missile strikes, because some of the information she received was classified.

This bitch literally dove maw first into a vat of stupid and took large, hungry swallows like a porn star in a gang-bang scene.

Our biggest, most stalwart ally told us that no, there would be no British support in the attack on Syria. Germany is a no. NATO needs a 28-nation consensus to act. So far Turkey and France are the only ones on board.

Allies are broke. Populations are weary, and Europe is in the midst of another depression. Some offer political support, or like Greece, the use of their assets (Greece can’t afford to do much more than that anyway). Italy and the Netherlands aren’t all about that. Italy is deep in debt, and the Netherlands is cutting its military forces.

Ergo, those dozens of allies that would help us bomb the shit out of Asad are… well…

If she told you, she’d have to kill you!

Please someone slowly lead this daft bint away from the cameras. She may hurt herself if she opens her trap one more time.

4 responses

  1. You crack me up: “This bitch literally dove maw first into a vat of stupid and took large, hungry swallows like a porn star in a gang-bang scene.”

    LMAO!

    That was awesome!

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  2. …and she’s the best they have to offer.

    If they were smarter, they’d realize their predicament, and jump off the nearest bridge.

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  3. And yet, the Democrats control the White House and Senate. I guess stupid breeds stupid. Love the imagery of Debbie. Maybe they could make a porn parody: ” Deep Throat Debbie in the Great Alliance Gang-Bang!”

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  4. Even the canuks said no. The level of narcissistic ego is almost beyond comprehension at this point, but they’ll outdo themselves before the week is out, that’s their proven track record.

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