Those Silly, Completely Inappropriate for Self Defense “Assault” Rifles

Apparently, Joe Biden and his shotgun were not available to scare the bandits away, so this veteran and store owner used his evil, killing machine assault rifle to defend his property.

Without ever firing a shot.

Without a round going through a wall and killing a child.

[Shawn] Schank walked inside the back room, grabbed his AR 15 rifle and pointed it at the suspects.

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The man asked Schank not to shoot him. The two men ran out the door and Schank dialed 911.

Schank said he usually carries a pistol but that morning he only had his rifle which he mainly uses for shooting and hunting.

I know Uncle Joe would have preferred Schank simply grabbed a shotgun and fired willy-nilly into the air, but unfortunately all he had was the killer AR-15. I guess he’s lucky that murder machine didn’t jump out of his hands, shoot the suspects, run out the door, kill some children and rape some nuns.

5 responses

  1. Nicki,

    Ready for Round Two of the Boston bombing event?
    http://wr2a.wordpress.com/2013/05/01/breaking-three-additional-suspects-in-boston-bombing/

    Details are scant. But it’s hitting the airwaves now.

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    1. I know. I’m following it.

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  2. Gun Shy had his ‘rant on’ earlier today:

    “So the next time the anti-gunners ask why anyone needs an AR-15 with a thirty round magazine, you should tell them that maybe they should go ask all those who had one slung while searching the streets and buildings in the Boston area neighborhoods, as the mostly unarmed citizens huddled in the corner in fear. The answer is simple…to shoot an attacking terrorist(s) in the face with, and that is why it is good that there are four million plus AR rifles and equally as many if not more AK variants in the hands of law abiding Americans so that they can keep themselves, their families, their neighborhoods, and their country safe in ‘free states’ where firearms haven’t yet been banned by politicians who have repeatedly demonstrated that they can’t protect anyone. Anymore questions?”

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  3. “I guess he’s lucky that murder machine didn’t jump out of his hands, shoot the suspects, run out the door, kill some children and rape some nuns.”

    Reminds me of SUV’s all of a sudden taking on a mind of their own.

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