Well, it looks like Crazy Uncle Joe has once again pulled the pin out of the crazy grenade with his teeth, lobbed it over the fence and is laughing maniacally as it explodes. In his latest bout of dementia-induced anti- “assault weapons” retardery, Choo Choo Biden has more advice for ladies wielding those easy-to-use shotguns. Just negligently discharge them through the door! That will solve everything! The pizza delivery guy may get a nasty surprise, but oh… what the hell!
I said, “Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.” Most people can handle a shotgun a hell of a lot better than they can a semi-automatic weapon in terms of both their aim and in terms of their ability to deter people coming. We can argue whether that’s true or not, but it is no argument that, for example, a shotgun could do the same job of protecting you. Now, granted, you can come back and say, “Well, a machine gun could do a better job of protecting me.” No one’s arguing we should make machine guns legal.
At this point, I really think the White House needs to put Uncle Joe on a Thorazine drip and seal his mouth with duct tape!
But just for shits and grins, let’s take this particular statement apart a bit.
“Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.”
Just a few days ago, drooling imbecile Joe Salazar claimed women shouldn’t have firearms on campus because they might get hysterical, panic and shoot someone who is not a rapist. They might shoot an innocent! What do you think will happen when that same “hysterical” woman fires a 12 gauge shotgun through a door without knowing who’s out there? The Girl Scout selling cookies will be in for a rude awakening! As will the UPS guy.
Gun grabbers need to get their message straight. They either want to deprive women of firearms because they’re too hysterical to gauge accurately who is a threat to them, or we need to give each woman a double barrel shotgun and encourage them to negligently discharge it off the balcony or through a door. Because we all have x-ray vision and can see who is standing behind that door, right? We couldn’t possibly harm an innocent person in this manner, could we? Which is it, leftards?
Most people can handle a shotgun a hell of a lot better than they can a semi-automatic weapon in terms of both their aim and in terms of their ability to deter people coming.
These women would beg to differ.
We can argue whether that’s true or not, but it is no argument that, for example, a shotgun could do the same job of protecting you.
Yes, it would do a great job protecting you as you’re lying on the ground, nursing a black eye or a sprained shoulder after a single shot, like the women in this video. It would do a great job protecting you from a group of three or more thugs when you’re only able to shoot it twice before reloading and are likely to be knocked on your ass after the first shot.
Spoken like a true elitist douchenozzle who enjoys Secret Service protection at taxpayers’ expense, while trying to disarm the very people who pay for his security!
“Well, a machine gun could do a better job of protecting me.” No one’s arguing we should make machine guns legal.
Shouldn’t the Vice President of the United States actually know and understand the laws of this country before he spews moronic rhetoric about them?
Machine guns are legal. They’re regulated to death, but they’re legal. As a matter of fact, Knob Creek holds a biannual machine gun shoot, and people do own them. I have shot them, and so has the Redhead. And we’ve enjoyed the hell out of them!
Why does anyone take Biden seriously? The guy is a clown and an embarrassment to this country!
Oh, and a note to Pizza Hut – don’t deliver to Crazy Uncle Joe’s House. You might get hurt.