Noted Self-Defense Expert Says…

Buy a shotgun.”

“I said, ‘Jill, if there’s ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here … walk out and put that double-barrel shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house,” Biden said.

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“You don’t need an AR-15 ā€” it’s harder to aim, it’s harder to use, and in fact you don’t need 30 rounds to protect yourself,” he said.

Must be nice to speak from that Secret Service protected perch, Mr. Vice President! I’m sure the rest of us Great Unwashed who don’t warrant Secret Service protection appreciate your advice.

I’m sure the guard at the tax preparation office, who used the AR15 to defend himself and his customers a few days ago appreciates your sage advice about the uselessness of AR15s.

And I’m sure the boy who used the AR15 to protect his sister from armed thugs also agrees with you that he really didn’t need the rifle to defend her.

I’m sure the guys who stopped a home invasion with this evil “assault weapon” probably wish they had a shotgun as well.

The AR15 is easy to zero, easy to aim, is light and has very little recoil. It’s so easy Piers Morgan could do it!

Of course, Piers cries like a petulant child at the “unbelievable power,” even though the rifle barely recoiled when he fired it. And he sure seemed pretty excited at the ability to jerk that little booger hook of his quickly to fire the weapon!

If Piers soiled himself at the thought of an AR15, how would he feel about taking Uncle Joe’s advice about the double barrel shotgun?

Might be a bit tougher for a small-ish human female. Or for Piers Morgan.

11 responses

  1. Argh! She’s doing the Chick Lean!

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    1. LOL!!!

      She is. Am I a bad person for finding her being knocked on her arse amusing as hell?

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  2. If you are, then I’m a bad person too. I don’t know if leaning into the gun would have prevented that, petite as she is, but it certainly would have helped.

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    1. It would have left quite a bruise, that’s for sure!

      Let’s be bad people together!šŸ™‚

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    2. At least she had what appeared to be a good shoulder weld, or that would have left more than a bruise.

      Yeah, let’s go be bad girls.šŸ˜‰

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  3. Whoever was behind the camera is a jerk. I know of people who were put off of shooting for 30 years because of such thoughtless behavior on the part of someone who was “teaching them”.

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    1. I’m assuming you’re referring to the second video?

      Not disagreeing with you, but it does demonstrate pretty well the power of the shotgun, and the girl (judging from her comments on YouTube) wasn’t put off by that at all!

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  4. I used to tell elderly women living alone who were afraid of prowlers to just get a pump shotgun and keep it under their bed. If they think they hear a prowler in the night, reach under the bed and pull out the shotgun and jack the slide one time. If they don’t hear running feet and breaking glass, go on back to sleep because no one was really there.

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  5. […] Mr. Biden is a retard. We’ve already established that, but thanks for playing, Washington Post. You’re excused. […]

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  6. […] we can trot out several people in recent weeks whose lives have been saved by rifles such as the AR-15. Should their opinion count less because […]

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  7. […] real problem, and all you have to do to ensure that you’re safe from thuglets such as this is negligently discharge a double barrel shotgun in the […]

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