Things that piss me off

Accusations of racism where there is none.

Caroline Wozniacki has been accused of doing a ‘racist’ impersonation of fellow tennis player Serena Williams after stuffing her bra and shorts.

Because black women are the only ones with curves. Idiots.

Foreign aid to asshats that will send US assets, such as… oh… I don’t know… F-16s to radical terrorist groups like the Muslim Brotherhood. Oh… am I racist for mentioning that?

Hypocrite leftards who support “choice,” except, of course, when it comes to an individual choosing whether or not to join a fucking union in order to be able to make a living.

Deadbeat dads.

Hypocrite teachers who claim they care about the children, only to stage a “sick out” to support their unions instead.

Religious lunatics of any stripe. I don’t care what you believe or how you worship. Keep your religion out of my life, and we’ll get along just fine. I’ll respect your desire to say Grace at the dinner table, if you respect my desire to quietly sit there and not pray.

Idiots who think we can spend our way out of debt.

Idiots who get insulted if you wish them “Happy Holidays,” vice “Merry Christmas.” Get over yourselves, assholes. Just be grateful I give a shit enough to say anything at all.

Idiots who think they’re entitled to anyone’s services, earnings or property merely because they need it.

Idiots in general. Too many to actually list.

Ron Paul supporters who worship the cult of personality (see Ron Paul ChiaPet – the crazy grenade exploded on that one!).

Obama supporters who worship the cult of personality.

Supporters of ANY politician who worship the politico like he/she was the Messiah.

Animal abusers.

Child abusers.

Ungrateful swine. If I take the time and put in the effort of doing something for you, at least be grateful! Sheesh!

Men who are incapable of independent thought – the kind who adopt the personality (or lack thereof) of whomever their penis may be entering at the time. It’s an odd sort of parasite, that one.

Spammers. They should all be flayed alive, set on fire and pushed into the ocean.

Those too stupid to know they’re stupid.

People who can’t tell the difference between your and you’re, their and they’re, it’s and its. Please learn basic grammar, folks! Effective communication is critical to you not appearing like a bloody dolt.

Old women who dress like teenagers. No, Ethel, that miniskirt does nothing for your cankles and cottage cheese thighs. After 70 years on this earth, one might have thought you’d have learned how not to look like a 19 year old hooker.

4 responses

  1. Nikki, I just wanted to say thank you for your blog. I enjoy your perspective and frank and creative writing style (I also fear incurring your wrath). Hope you and yours have the best of holidays.

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    1. Steve, thank you so much for reading! Glad you enjoy it, and I hope you and yours have a wonderful holiday season as well.

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  2. Hopefully deadbeat parents (?)
    Because, whilst uneven, the pendulum swings both ways…🙂
    gfa

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    1. Sure. I’m just speaking from personal experience from my end. But yes.

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