Captain Legthrill Interprets the Constitution

Chris Matthews is so busy licking this administration’s collective nutsack, he really has forgotten the basic definition of objectivity. That’s nothing new.

Tingles has now taken his love of all things Obama to a new level – a level that requires him to twist the Constitution into something resembling a stale, moldy pretzel. Apparently, according to Captain Legthrill, who’s always standing at reverent attention when his idol is speaking, it was somehow unconstitutional for Mitt Romney to interrupt the President during the last debate.

After a particularly contentious exchange about how many drilling permits this administration has revoked, Romney had the unmitigated gall *GASP* to tell the President not to interrupt him. “You’ll get your chance in a moment. I’m still speaking.”

Well, that sent Sir Throbsalot into a hissy fit!

After the clip ended, Matthews seemed appalled. “I don’t think [Romney] understands the Constitution of the United States,” Matthews said.  “He’s the president of the United States.  You don’t say, ‘You’ll get your chance.’”

OK. I’ll bite. Show me where the Constitution prohibits one from telling the President “You’ll get your chance.” Show me where the Constitution even implies such a thing!

Yeah… I won’t hold my breath.



5 responses

  1. Pardon my stating the obvious, but, Chris Matthews is an ignorant fucking twit.


  2. Even though I’m not thrilled with Romney, I hope he wins, so that Sir Throbsalot will know that tingle going up his leg is a snakebite from us DTOM rattlers. >:-)


  3. @Steve: You’re badly mistaken – your statement re: Matthews, “ignorant”, implies there is hope for the dumb bastard. Nothing could be farther from the truth.

    There are those who promote the Lawn Jockey in Chief due to their desire to promote another communist country in the western hemisphere but there are those like Matthews that truly believe the black messiah’s vision is best for the country. For those dumbs twats, there is no hope and instead of “ignorant” should be termed “stupid”, as there is no fixing these FUBAR pieces of shit.


  4. Apparently, Tingles doesn’t know how the Constitution works. There is nothing in the Constitution that prohibits The People from doing anything. It restricts the government.

    But alas, I am preaching to the choir….


  5. This doesn’t surprise me, media is no longer biased there now a player. They stopped being objective when they began teaching kids that TV “Shapes public opinion.” But it will take 30 years to undo that amount of damage.


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