Oh Great Pumpkin on a stick
Are you mentally challenged? Have mental “conditions” or partial / full paralysis? The DOJ seeks you! It wants you! It’s targeted your “disability” as one that’s obviously lacking at the department, and therefore it will likely be pretty easy for you to get a job there! Our country also needs dwarves, psychos and people with missing limbs.
If you think I’m kidding, I’m not.
The Justice Department needs you!
This is what we’ve come to in this country. Skills don’t matter. The ability to do the job is secondary. Your scabs, shortcomings, deficiencies and other flaws will give you a leg up. Not your abilities. Not your hard work. Not your smarts. Hell, the DOJ apparently doesn’t want brains! It’s specifically looking for the mentally challenged!
Granted, the candidates will apply for non-attorney positions, but still… if you’re a midget, a loon or any other applicant that would otherwise qualify for the job you will have specific hiring preference over those who weren’t so “lucky” as to be afflicted with missing limbs or mental deficiencies.