Monthly Archives: September, 2009

I’d like to know who these people are

There’s something I really want to know: how many deadbeat, fiscally irresponsible people have had my home phone number in the past?  Because the number of calls I get from collection agencies for idiots who owe a whole lot of people a whole lot of money is getting out of control.

First there’s this festering twat named Karen Marshall.  I promise that if I ever meet her, I’m going to drag her to the nearest collection agency by her short and curlies and leave her on the doorstep duct taped to the railing with a sign that reads, “I’m a dumb bitch who doesn’t know how to control her debts and leaves other people to deal with collection calls intended for me.”  I can’t even count how many different collection agencies have called me about this woman!  She must owe the entire world money!  I have told several different collection agencies that I don’t know any Karen Marshall, and to please stop calling.  They do.  But then OTHER collection agencies begin to call.  It’s like a never-ending circle of debtors’ doom!

Then, there’s some numbnuts named Brian Marshall.  I have to assume he’s related to Karen Marshall, but I’m not sure.  All I know is that he had this number at some point as well, and a whole DIFFERENT set of collection agencies call my house looking for this loser.  So yes, once again I have to waste time and breath calling these agencies and informing them that I am the rightful user of this phone number, and that if Brian Marshall gave them this number, he either lied to them to get them off his back, or he simply doesn’t have this number any longer.  Whatever his deal is, he owes someone money, hasn’t paid it and has forced the people to whom he owes money to chase his ass down – dragging me into it in the process.  Jerk.

And then there’s someone named Ida Sterling.  This is a new one.  No one has ever called for her before that I recall, so I’m wondering if this woman didn’t spend a bunch of money that isn’t hers and gave her creditors a random phone number to get out of paying her debts.

Note to deadbeats: quit borrowing money you can’t pay back and quit giving your lenders my phone number!  I’m sick and tired of having to talk to creditors and collection agencies!


Hmmmm…. he may have been onto something there

Remember when Joe Wilson got all rude during a session of Congress and screamed out “YOU LIE!” while the Magic Marxist was making his claim that illegal immigrants will not have access to taxpayer funded health care?  I still maintain Wilson was rude, and he did apologize. 

But was he wrong?

Methinks not so much.

Fearful that they’re losing ground on immigration and health care, a
group of House Democrats is pushing back and arguing that any health
care bill should extend to all legal immigrants and allow illegal
immigrants some access, The Washington Times reported on Monday.

The Democrats, trying to stiffen their
party’s spines on the contentious issue, say it’s unfair to bar illegal
immigrants from paying their own way in a government-sponsored
exchange. Legal immigrants, they say, regardless of how long they’ve
been in the United States, should be able to get government-subsidized
health care if they meet the other eligibility requirements.

As a LEGAL immigrant to this country, I find this whole thing offensive.  Forgive me if I don’t support my money going to fund a service for people whose very first act upon entering this country is to take a large, steamy dump on this country’s laws!

And yes, health care is a service.  It’s not a right, like some will claim.  It’s a service that requires someone to provide it – someone who has likely worked his or her ass off in college and medical school, pays tons of money in malpractice insurance and deserves to get paid for their expertise.  And because it’s a service that requires payment, to force the rest of us to foot the bill for some shitbag who snuck in here illegally, is morally abhorrent.

Oh, and by the way – what the hell do you think will happen if you start offering goods and services free to illegals at American taxpayers’ expense? Do you honestly think that will make them LESS likely to do everything in their power to haul their unwashed asses across our border?  Let me give you guys a clue: if you offer them free shit, they will come.

Ergo, offering them some of the best health care services in the world free of charge will only give them more incentive to violate our immigration laws.


Praise the Lord, and Pass the Ammunition!

I’ve heard it said numerous times that guns should be banned in churches.  Thank goodness this pastor wasn’t one of those.

A pastor, who was a former Detroit Police lieutenant, shot a man who broke into a west side Detroit church Sunday evening.

Adams told police he shot the burglar with a pistol in self-defense
after they struggled at the Westside Bible Church at Seven Mile and

The suspected intruder was hospitalized and remained in critical condition Monday.

Too bad the suspected intruder isn’t roasting in hell where he belongs.


Is it me, or does Qaddafi look like the bastard spawn of Richard Simmons and Divine?

So I was walking past a TV monitor at work just as terrorist asslicker Muammar Qaddafi is rambling incoherently.  I actually had to do a double take.  I wasn’t sure if the monitor was malfunctioning, or if that was, in fact, Qaddafi’s face!

This fucker is a raging, batshiat crazy loon!

Go ahead!  Tell me I’m wrong!

This is what your tax dollars fund

Watch this latest video from Hannah Giles and James O’Keefe and tell me how you’re not disgusted by the fact that this shitty organization with which the President of this country has indelible ties is getting your tax dollars.

This is the kind of scum they employ.  This is the type of foul filth that is getting your tax dollars.

Let’s Hope(tm) that Change(tm) in this case means that your earnings will no longer flow to ACORN.

Gee… I wonder why the mainstream media is not covering this.

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